FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

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Originally Posted by Rabntah

I grant your wish! Doctor immediately extract Valan's brain!

I wish to have a date with a cute Roegadyn.

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Granted, but as Hildibrand becomes aware of the unusual cuteness of your Roegadyn he falls for him and do not stop till he makes him his apprentice. So now, both of them travel around Eorzea while you cry for your loss, alone at home.

I wish I could see Astrea, my Path Companion. I miss her a lot.

Granted! "Magic happens" but carrying your child congratulations your a father! hands out a cigar oooh I can't wait for the baby shower! what ya both going to call it? maybe Dave if its a boy? oh wait sorry ahem yes my wish.

I want my chocobo to be a 20ft giant chocobo that I can sit upon, sipping assam tea, under a straw umbrella as it stomps about the countryside firing lasers from it eyes at anyone that gets in my way. Please make this happen :D

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Originally Posted by wiremeshi

I want my chocobo to be a 20ft giant chocobo that I can sit upon, sipping assam tea, under a straw umbrella as it stomps about the countryside firing lasers from it eyes at anyone that gets in my way. Please make this happen :D

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Granted! But after wondering around for several hours blasting dodo's to ash. Titan has hes worst nightmare... pink fluffy moogles chasing him casting rainbow coloured maigic at him though a field of blue and yellow flowers, as he gets restless he starts to toss and turn coursing a earthquake. You spill your freshly made tea, all over your 20ft feathery friend and in a hot rage he throws you to the ground and blasts you into aether. /goodbye :(

I wish i had 16 arms so i could play 8 characters at one time, becuase i have no friends. >.<;

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Originally Posted by fxivexno

Granted! But after wondering around for several hours blasting dodo's to ash. Titan has hes worst nightmare... pink fluffy moogles chasing him casting rainbow coloured maigic at him though a field of blue and yellow flowers, as he gets restless he starts to toss and turn coursing a earthquake. You spill your freshly made tea, all over your 20ft feathery friend and in a hot rage he throws you to the ground and blasts you into aether. /goodbye :(

I wish i had 16 arms so i could play 8 characters at one time, becuase i have no friends. >.<;

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Garnted! now you learn the kagebunshin no jutsu! you can finally have all the friends you want!!
I wish i had a piece of land in limsa lominsa to farm. so I will no longer kill marmots or play botanist

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Originally Posted by Serpico

Garnted! now you learn the kagebunshin no jutsu! you can finally have all the friends you want!!
I wish i had a piece of land in limsa lominsa to farm. so I will no longer kill marmots or play botanist

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Granted - however you are doomed to sing Old Macdonald Had a Farm every day for the rest of your life adding one animal to the song every day.

I wish I could find the loch ness monster

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Originally Posted by Haseomisaki

Granted - however you are doomed to sing Old Macdonald Had a Farm every day for the rest of your life adding one animal to the song every day.

I wish I could find the loch ness monster

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Wish granted!!! - You found an ancient Roegadyn taking a bath completely nude. And he falls in love with you.

I wish I could drink more.

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Originally Posted by Kyosun

I wish I could drink more.

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Granted! You can now drink more, TEA.

I wish I can chop level 1 trees but gives level 5 logs

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Originally Posted by Tofutofu

Granted! You can now drink more, TEA.

I wish I can chop level 1 trees but gives level 5 logs

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Granted! Through the use of only the moggliest of magic, kupo~! However Garuda is not happy with your new logging abilities, and so decides to Aerial Blast The Black Shroud. As a result of such forceful winds the tree you are chopping sways in the opposite direction to where you intended it to fall and it lands on you instead, KOing you instantly and forcing you to return!

I wish I could use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat Orobon Stew (the liquid just slips through the fork!!)

Granted! you can use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat the Oboron Stew, but the "kupò" sound when you hit the food, make u crazy, so you lose your mind, and you want to eat more and more because you cant leve the "kupò" alone!

I wish no one grant my wishes and say "granted" in the next reply thanks

"Granted" but having granted your wish it and then been told not to grant your wish has created a paradox this lead to a black hole sucking you into a spinning purple vortex where you don't need eyes to see!

I wish that smoldering corpse be brought back to life (dam that 20ft chocobo!")