Originally Posted by
VictorTheed
Lacan, this is your father, I have some disheartening words for u my son, but also I bequeath onto u a gift.
I was killed about 24 min ago by 3 drunken lalafells and little auru lady speeding down horizon on a chocobo carriage, after they hit me they got out and kicked me then the auru lady curbstomped my face into a pile of chocobo dung and I died cause I'm allergic to dung.
They took the money off me u made selling yourself as a common whore at the quicksand in balmung, but it gets worse cause I ended up in the very bottom of the 7th hell lahabrea mentioned in the pretorium and I need u to cast a more powerful raise to get me back to gridania, I need a raise that only comes from having a job crystal.
So please my son quit accept my gift of taking away your job crystal pain, put on a sch or whm job crystal and raise me, not an astro one though cause that job sucks compared to what it was in SB, do this my son, do it now you beautiful bastard, it sucks here in hell cause I get triple dps que times and only duty I can seem to get in is copperbell mines, please son use a sch or whm job crystal and raise you dear old dad, o can't take much more of copperbell and the wait to que in.