Originally Posted by
BrusselSprout
Well that makes PERFECT sense, I can't believe I was so blind. Forgive me sir, I was a fool.
Which brings me to our next feature: "Brussel's Helpful Tips for A Self Imposed Handicap"
1. When planning an event, plan ample time to arrive at the chosen destination. If you are a limbless stump, coordinate with others to carry you to the desired location. Remember to tip others for their generosity.
2. If you have caused yourself to be blind, a seeing eye chocobo can be rented for a nominal fee.
3. Remember to wait 30 minutes after weakness before riding the ferry to Limsa Lominsa.