The noob moments that you have witnessed that made you /facepalm...

[Rambus]

We had a returning ls member today and i took him in an abyssea party. it was a good party and he was gaining te.

then we got BLM that fulltime dark staff and mp gear for nukes.

so we told him when you hit 10 mins just leave -.-

this is the bad side of abyssea being easy, people play jobs that wouldn't be with exp being slower ( i seen a lot of pt leaders kick people for performing that badly.)
.)

[Spamtastic]

hahaha. had a good one in one of the promys before level cap was removed. we're on the 4th floor resting up before the run to the zone. one of our guys goes running off and brings back a notorious monster. his excuse for running up to it was "it looked like a bush".

[Meyi]

Yesterday I offered to help some people kill Kharon for seals since I needed to kill skeletons for my Magian Staff.

We didn't have a BLU or BRD, and the two people who were /nin didn't have the elemental wheel. -slaps face-

BLM can cover half of the spells, but that's it. The other half I can't do on my own.

[Venat]

Not really a noob moment but a troll moment where back in the day as thf id link/argoo ton of enemys in crawlers nest and flee them to the zone and it would not only kill everyone but slow down exping partys and everyone period. This was before monsters could despawn on lost hate.

I was a Fiend back in the day of old school.

Makes me think how far FFXI has came from then and where FFXIV stands now where FFXI used to stand.

Of course im not a fiend anymore with beinging a #%@^ on FFXI you cant get anywhere.

[Harpalina]

Not really a noob moment but a troll moment where back in the day as thf id link/argoo ton of enemys in crawlers nest and flee them to the zone and it would not only kill everyone but slow down exping partys and everyone period. This was before monsters could despawn on lost hate.

I was a Fiend back in the day of old school.

Makes me think how far FFXI has came from then and where FFXIV stands now where FFXI used to stand.

Of course im not a fiend anymore with beinging a #%@^ on FFXI you cant get anywhere.

Ooh I would have black listed you so hard...

[Ramsos]

My old linkshell had this terrible rdm. One day when we were killing aspi, his job was to handle adds. On the pull, we get a single raptor add. He has "one" raptor to take care of. About 3 minutes later, another raptor starts attacking the tank. It is slightly damaged, so we start to think that another shell DoTd it to try and mpk us. We tell the rdm (Ill refer to him as "T") to handle the second add. This is when we notice that he is dead. Turns out this new raptor is actually the original one. His excuse: "I cant solo these raptors without joyeuse". This moron tried to melee the raptor down with a staff instead of sleep/nuke it lmao.

Another story about "T". Me and a friend go out to duo cacatrot rapido on rdm+brd. This guy asks to tag along. We feel bad since this guy is constantly made fun of and rarely ever asked to come do anything, so we let him tag along. His sole responsibility is to poison rapido. 25 resists later we discover that he doesnt even own a NQ water staff. After loaning him a HQ staff, he "still" couldnt land poison.

Another story about "T". Claimed that his provoke recast is 25 seconds when he wears turban.

[wish12oz]

When Andylynn/tearvalynn(same person) said blade: jin was wind damage.

[Harpalina]

Claimed that his provoke recast is 25 seconds when he wears turban.

.../facepalm

[McFlurry]

Playing the game for the first two months without a linkshell as RDM, taking that long to get to level 14 because I kept running out of HP in North Gustaberg fighting consecutive mobs, and when I did run low, running back to Bastok Markets to get my HP back in my Mog House.

Because I didn't know you could /heal.

[Harpalina]

Playing the game for the first two months without a linkshell as RDM, taking that long to get to level 14 because I kept running out of HP in North Gustaberg fighting consecutive mobs, and when I did run low, running back to Bastok Markets to get my HP back in my Mog House.

Because I didn't know you could /heal.

lolllllllll...ohh....ouch >_<