The noob moments that you have witnessed that made you /facepalm...

[blizz]

lol no it was a honest mistake and i learned a valuable lesson lol.

[ThaiChi]

So apparently someone made a youtube video of this guy i mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yynBgHjg_6s

[Gdsmsonn]

...Why didn't any of the sackholders boot him?

He was RL friends with one of the owners. So, in order to keep his sanity outside of the game - he left him in LS. But he was on ignore for 99% of his time there.

[Harpalina]

So apparently someone made a youtube video of this guy i mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yynBgHjg_6s

Wow...that is amazing...when your stupidity turns into infamy...

[Miera]

ok i have one. And this is kinda classic my x wife decides she wants to play fffxi and she gets hooked up in my ls at the time and she makes her first trip to to holla to get her tele crystal. but she finds the broken one first. she asked why she could not get the tele crystal and i went to her screen to make sure she was at the right place she wasnt. so i quicky told her omg you broke it. she asked how do i fix it? i said i dont know i never broke it before so she proceded to juneo and shouted for over a week on needing help to fix tele crystal so other players could get it. what made it worse was everyone in the ls was on board with the joke and kept asking her if it was fixed yet so they could tele there.

Worst noob moment ever. x-wife wanted to use my account to go fishing cause she loved to fix and hey i didnt want to lvl it. so i let her use my toon i leave for work for the day. Come home have a nice dinner sit down to relax and log into the game. I am in full fishing gear. i look at my fishing lvl and it says level 10 i am happy. i open my invintory and i see a plethera of moat carps. I am happy. Thinking its a great day i go to start turing in moat carp for lu shang look in my mog house and see more moat carp. Still hasnt doned on me. I then go to change to a job to go to events. then i look at my mog house a little closer. WTF. the ohh shit button hits me right in the face. I call for my x wife. Where are all my sellables at. had a extra set of hq staves a few sh+1 a cursed harness-1 haubys+1's all missing. She replys. I was in your mog house so i just threw them on the ground can't you just go back in there to pick them up like you can in Diablo 2. I needed space for more moat carps.

LMAO OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

[Miera]

Wow...that is amazing...when your stupidity turns into infamy...

The hell did I just watch?

[Harpalina]

Okay I just had a /facepalm moment...For DRG AF1 quest, you gotta go out to Altepa desert and find a ??? and fight an NM. Well, me n my friend fought it...I forgot to check the ??? after killing the NM and warped home only to realize that I had to re-do the fight. I only assumed the NM dropped the key item...f*cking Abyssea...

[Harpalina]

Ooh that story I just posted reminded me of a time, years and years ago, when one of my high school buddies used to play FFXI with me (he has long since quit) and we were all in a perma party in my old LS. We were all helping each other do our AF quests. Well, it was his turn on RDM and we had to go to Davoi. We had to fight that NM that dropped the Davoi Storage Key. The rest of us passed and he lotted. Shortly after he lotted, we get the dreaded message that none of us could obtain it and the Davoi Storage Key was lost...we were all like, "WTF!?" He checked his inventory...and it was full.../FACEPALM

[Miera]

I remember a time when I leveled RDM and I kept hasting everyone including the RNG, I didn't know that Haste didn't help Ranged Attack. ;o I was akso trying to be a good RDM by keeping everyone hasted so people didn't whine.

Speak of Hasting a RNG, I remember back when I did Merit parties on my RDM and we had a RNG in our party who wanted to go balls out and show all of us what a KC RNG could do... so He told me to haste and keep him healed.

I have never seen a RNG use a KC before but now that I witnessed it I don't ever want to see it again... Especially on Colibri..

It looked like this.

The Greater Colibri readies Pecking Flurry.
The Greater Colibri readies Feather Tickle.
The Greater Colibri readies Feather Tickle.
The Greater Colibri readies Feather Tickle.
The Greater Colibri readies Feather Tickle.
The Greater Colibri readies Pecking Flurry.
The Greater Colibri readies Pecking Flurry.

usually by the time the Colibri is dead my MP is at 0 and the RNG is dead.

He died like.. a lot.. WTF you think I have a infinite MP pool with super fast cast? D:

[Harpalina]

He died like.. a lot.. WTF you think I have a infinite MP pool with super fast cast? D:

That's the stigma we have to put up with as mages. Especially as a taru...people think because we have a load of MP that translates to forever there MP. No, douchebag. We do not have unlimited MP. SMNs are not healers just because they have auto refresh as a job trait and tarutarus do *not* have a million MP to cure your weaksauce defense ass.