This comes up in lschat:
"Omg! I just bought an hourglass for 10k gil out of some one's bazaar! Let's go do dynamis! What an idiot!"
"That hourglass is empty/useless, you're an idiot who just wasted 10k."
/facepalm
I remember running in Quifum with my two friends, one whom was on his 65 BLM and the other was leveling a low level job with me. our BLM friend targets Quoofim and goes, "Hey! I wanna kill it!"
We are in Xbox Live chat so we sit there and watch and see if he dies. Our friend casts a spell on it and runs to the OP and the NM comes unclaimed. a level 90BLM runes in and casts Burst II on it, claims it and starts going through all his spells to kill it. He gets it down to 15% then Convers and gets hit and dies...
We are just sitting there going, "WTF? How did he die?!?" and my friend who also has a level 90BLM exclaims, "he didn't put up Manawall when he converted... So he died....To Quoofm....Hahahaha" /facepalm.
All and all out low level BLM Nukes it once and down goes the fishy.
"Did you see that guys? I solo'd him!"
You've been trolled! You've been trolled you have probably been told, "don't reply to this guy, he is just getting a rise out of you," yes its true you respond and that's his cue to start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble. You've been trolled you've been trolled you should probably just fold when the only winning move is not to play! And yet you keep on trying mindlessly replying, you've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!
So me and my LS go burn some Shinryu down cause we are bored. We go through a few runs and up comes my turn to brew, we enter we engage, proc blue, .....and then i realize i forgot to grab my brew -.-
"People are capable of kindness beyond angels, yet we also commit sins that would put a demon to shame..." Raogrimm FFXI NPC
Here's another one.
*Walks out to West Ronfaure*
*Walks around*
*Sees a person with a "?" next to their name spinning around a monster, like they're trying to manually dodge their attacks*
*facepalms*
*remembers that he once, too, did that when he was starting out*
*facepalms*
This thread, is a mind controller :/ It's the only thread I can think of that is actually making me think about anything. Trying to recall these facepalm moments.
Crawler's Nest party. Everyone is chocoboing through Rolanberry except one guy. After coercing/threatening him to get a move on, he zones into Rolanberry as we reach Crawler's Nest entrance to wait for him/another straggler on a chocobo. Straggler #1 reaches us but I look at the map and notice that Coerced/Threatened guy (Straggler #2) hasn't gotten too far. Continue waiting.
2 minutes pass, I check again, he's not even around the first bend, and I'm like "wtf?"
"What's taking you so long to get here? You're bad at riding a chocobo, stop afk auto running and get the hell over here."
"I'm not on a chocobo."
"Wtf!? Why?"
"I don't have a chocobo license yet."
/facepalm
/facepalm
/ragekick
/facepalm
/ragepalm
/injured
/sigh
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