Spruce up Bostaunieux Oubliette

[Numquam]

Dear Devs,

Thank you for Grounds of Valor and fast re-spawning leeches; they are beautiful pink delights. Unfortunately, the decor is rather drab within the sewers. I kindly ask that you make the area more enjoyable. For example, add corpses or apparitions like you have in Gusgen Mines or perhaps add chandeliers for lighting...something...please.

Thank you,

Your Local Numquam

[Umichi]

SE representative response: While we appreciate your valued opinion on FoV and the monsters within Oubliette, the Kingdom of Sandoria does not have the time to completely refit their dungeons with light or any matter of happiness whatsoever on behalf of the royal family and SE thank you for dungeon diving and keeping the kingdom safe from leeches galore *Shudders*.

[Numquam]

Just checked your profile. You are no SE rep!

[Daemon]

Dear Devs,

Thank you for Grounds of Valor and fast re-spawning leeches; they are beautiful pink delights. Unfortunately, the decor is rather drab within the sewers. I kindly ask that you make the area more enjoyable. For example, add corpses or apparitions like you have in Gusgen Mines or perhaps add chandeliers for lighting...something...please.

Thank you,

Your Local Numquam

Lol I choked on a jolly rancher reading this. I thought this request is quite hilarious. Maybe adding corpses pop out from the cracks of the walls or shoot out of the ground and grab your legs while you walk. Oh and blackouts would be cool too. Lights dimming, better ghosts roaming around than the ones you see in mines.

[Numquam]

Lol I choked on a jolly rancher reading this. I thought this request is quite hilarious. Maybe adding corpses pop out from the cracks of the walls or shoot out of the ground and grab your legs while you walk. Oh and blackouts would be cool too. Lights dimming, better ghosts roaming around than the ones you see in mines.

With all due respect: I am not here to quench your need for comedy. I have spent many-a-night with my peers toiling in the depths of this filthy place. We wander from one end of the lower level to the other vanquishing leeches in the name of Experience Points to hone our skills and abilities. The lack of tasteful display brings our morale down. We, sir, do not like to feel sad. We, sir, do not want to be deprived of a happy environment.

[Kaisha]

Given they still haven't fixed the screwed up bumpmap lighting in Ranguemont Pass 10 some years after its introduction, I doubt they'll add decor to core-XI zones, which typically were pretty bare for the most part.

[Chilloa]

Heya Numquam, at least I think this is the same Numquam I'm thinking of, did you jump servers? If it's the wrong person, disregard this post lol.

[Spectreman]

SE Representative: In addition to remodeling all old areas in vanadiel we will be adding soon these features and revamp some old concepts as well for our next patch in August:


- Removal of time limit and proccing system in Abyssea, allowing players to farm for older content easier and gearing up for SoA.

- 30 slots for delivery boxes.

- The ability to summon Courier Carrie from anywhere in the world. Your lovely crab now is capable of holding 5 different tabs of 80 slots to put your weapons/armor/crafting items/food/medicine readily avaiable for you anytime, anywhere.

- Delve content finder: The system will match up pre made groups with level 99 characters for SoA content including NM KI, Plasm, Bayld farming. Players that choose this system to play with others have 30% increased drop rate from NMs and 50% increased Plasm and Bayld rewards.

- Each player can now put up to 25 items on the Auction House for sale.

- Real Money Traders and gilbuyers now when caught in action will be permanently banned, their credit cards will be banned, their names will be revealed to the local police and they will be forbidden to use the internet for online gaming for life. Trying to return to an online game will result in death penalty from their local authorities.

- Gardening will be made useful without hidden factors that nobody (including us programmers and developers) ever knew. Day of the week, moon phase now don't affect gardening anymore and harvesting yields always the same amount.

- All new crafting synthesis, from now on, will now require items from low level areas to help newbies get money and distribute wealth a bit among players.

- Synergy will be abolished. All their previously crafted items will return to the craft that required highest skill.

- Characters have now a 12% increased movement speed.

- Chocobos can now be raised and trained to be faster than rental ones. The system to increase their speed will be clear to players without hidden features that nobody ever gets (including us). Chocobos now can be summoned anywhere in the game but they will have hit points. If killed, you will need to raise another.

- Red Mage now has Haste 2, Cure V and their enfeebling magic now can land in all NMs in the game.

- Scholars will be a gimp WHM because thats what they should be.

- Geomancers will be banned because they are always botting.

- Events like Assault now can be soloed.

- Beastmasters that try to hoard multiple mobs in Dynamis zones will be jailed for 1 week while their pet goes randomly to their mog house get an item and eat it.

- Players that are crying about vertical gear progression will all receive a handkerchief so they can wipe their tears and get used to it.



Joe Musashi - Square Enix CEO

[Daemon]

SE Representative: In addition to remodeling all old areas in vanadiel we will be adding soon these features and revamp some old concepts as well for our next patch in August:


- Removal of time limit and proccing system in Abyssea, allowing players to farm for older content easier and gearing up for SoA.

- 30 slots for delivery boxes.

- The ability to summon Courier Carrie from anywhere in the world. Your lovely crab now is capable of holding 5 different tabs of 80 slots to put your weapons/armor/crafting items/food/medicine readily avaiable for you anytime, anywhere.

- Delve content finder: The system will match up pre made groups with level 99 characters for SoA content including NM KI, Plasm, Bayld farming. Players that choose this system to play with others have 30% increased drop rate from NMs and 50% increased Plasm and Bayld rewards.

- Each player can now put up to 25 items on the Auction House for sale.

- Real Money Traders and gilbuyers now when caught in action will be permanently banned, their credit cards will be banned, their names will be revealed to the local police and they will be forbidden to use the internet for online gaming for life. Trying to return to an online game will result in death penalty from their local authorities.

- Gardening will be made useful without hidden factors that nobody (including us programmers and developers) ever knew. Day of the week, moon phase now don't affect gardening anymore and harvesting yields always the same amount.

- All new crafting synthesis, from now on, will now require items from low level areas to help newbies get money and distribute wealth a bit among players.

- Synergy will be abolished. All their previously crafted items will return to the craft that required highest skill.

- Characters have now a 12% increased movement speed.

- Chocobos can now be raised and trained to be faster than rental ones. The system to increase their speed will be clear to players without hidden features that nobody ever gets (including us). Chocobos now can be summoned anywhere in the game but they will have hit points. If killed, you will need to raise another.

- Red Mage now has Haste 2, Cure V and their enfeebling magic now can land in all NMs in the game.

- Scholars will be a gimp WHM because thats what they should be.

- Geomancers will be banned because they are always botting.

- Events like Assault now can be soloed.

- Beastmasters that try to hoard multiple mobs in Dynamis zones will be jailed for 1 week while their pet goes randomly to their mog house get an item and eat it.

- Players that are crying about vertical gear progression will all receive a handkerchief so they can wipe their tears and get used to it.



Joe Musashi - Square Enix CEO

Might as well give us this... http://wiki.bluegartr.com/bg/JP_Button

[Moppet]

Dear Devs,

Thank you for Grounds of Valor and fast re-spawning leeches; they are beautiful pink delights. Unfortunately, the decor is rather drab within the sewers. I kindly ask that you make the area more enjoyable. For example, add corpses or apparitions like you have in Gusgen Mines or perhaps add chandeliers for lighting...something...please.

Thank you,

Your Local Numquam

Cute post

It would really be nice if they would some day spruce up some of the older zones.