Moogle (Mis)Treatment

[Wibbly]

You know it's all well and good that the general public likes or hates or has varied opinions on moogles, but what about your HOUSE MOOGLE?

I've seen comics and discussions in game all over the place about how house moogles are. What's yours like? Let's get a rousing discussion running on this one!


My house moogle is a zombie. I mean, dead, reanimated, long living obedient servant. I don't recall the argument exactly but one thing led to another and one heavy object led to some fractures of one sort or another and I didn't get my mail for a week or two until I "fixed" the situation. ... *Cough*


After it was fixed though things went largely back to normal. Except when I made it to Windurst (S). MAN let me tell you. My zomoogle had sent a letter back to him. Well, anyways, situation went something like this:

Me: What?! NO! Not you! You're supposed to be DEAD! NNNUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Flash of white light, large explosion, earthquakes rumbles through Windurst (S)*



......... Lucky they had a home point..

[JagerForrester]

I have a blog on FFXIclopedia, and I talk with my moogle very much in my stories.

His name is Moggle (Yeah, Moogle Moggle. Catchy, no?)
His favorite thing to do is write letters.
He keeps my rooms nice and clean, and keeps telling me to buy a table for all my trinkets laying on the floor.
His least favorite thing to do is to take care of pets, mainly my pet wyvern. He absolutely despises cleaning up poop.

[annewandering]

My moogle is a loyal friend. He loves gardening and keeps his family close. He gets plenty of time to visit his family and takes them gifts so he is happy. If he is happy so am I.

[Lilbitz]

I thinks~aru deep down my moggie want to eat me ><;;; after all he does resemble a big fat~aru Imp!!!!!

[Wibbly]

I thinks~aru deep down my moggie want to eat me ><;;; after all he does resemble a big fat~aru Imp!!!!!

Somehow I know that feeling... And I'm much bigger than a taru... =n=;;

[Rambus]

my moogle likes watching my fish and finding prizes at times of the year form under my bed and my chest.

[Insaniac]

My moogle is a racist.

[CrystalWeapon]

Going to get reported to the VSPCM (Vanadiel Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Moogles) for this...

I'm on my #26,234st moogle at this point. They usually don't last very long before they are "replaced" for forgetting to water my plants, eatting my food, scratching my gear, reading my mail etc... It's ok though, I keep a nicely sized stock of replacements in my closet for when they do fail me.

On a side note, those pom poms are really delicious.

[Wibbly]

Going to get reported to the VSPCM (Vanadiel Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Moogles) for this...

I'm on my #26,234st moogle at this point. They usually don't last very long before they are "replaced" for forgetting to water my plants, eatting my food, scratching my gear, reading my mail etc... It's ok though, I keep a nicely sized stock of replacements in my closet for when they do fail me.

On a side note, those pom poms are really delicious.

o.o I suddenly feel better... Also I am quoting Insaniac in my sigs from now on..

[Insaniac]

It's good to know when the servers come back and I never post here again my legend will live on.