Cheese Sandwich Petition

[Koroma]

should change the pic too dosent even look grilled.

[SpankWustler]

... seriously? This is why we can't have nice things. They can barely respond fast enough to a good group of actual USEFUL suggestions. This is what you want to waste the dev teams time on? May as well ask for Special Dog Pets and what not to be implemented into the game and whatever other worthless time wasting equivalent non sense can be spewed forth.

Ask a severely mentally ill man for five dollars. He will respond that aliens talk to him through his fillings and tell him to do things that he doesn't want to do but he does them sometimes because the aliens never stop telling him to do things.

Ask a severely mentally ill man not to cross the street under a "DO NOT WALK" sign during rush hour, entirely out of concern for his safety. He will respond that aliens talk to him through his fillings and tell him to do things that he doesn't want to do but he does them sometimes because the aliens never stop telling him to do things.

Sincerely asking for the Development Bros to do sensible things is very commendable, but it's probably better for a bro's blood pressure to just assume that sensible things only happen by chance.

Anyway, given the number of vegetables and stuff on the normal Cheese Sandwich, I think an upgraded one wouldn't be a grilled cheese exactly. It would be like this, except more cheese-forward:


Kind of like the really fancy kind of cheese sandwiches a roommate of mine made. He never grilled or cooked them at all, other than maybe toasting the bread. Half the stuff on them was smoked and just smelling them gave me a migraine.

[Sparthos]

Gonna lul when this makes a patch and SE declares the addition of something players asked for is proof positive that they're listening.

[Theytak]

While, as a cook, I am of the opinion that any recipe involving grauberg lettuce needs to be an incredibly awesome food item (not because like lettuce, but rather because of the incredible annoyance it is to get the lettuce), rather than boosting that stats on the already existing cheese sandwich, as it is an odd creation, I would suggest this:

give us more than two types of cheese. Specifically, give us more cheese that isn't rock cheese, because "rock cheese" sounds so horribly unappetizing and does the wondrous dairy product very little justice. Giving us access to cheddar, Gouda, provolone, mozzarella, Colby, etc, etc, etc, would open such a wide range of creative and useful foods for us...

[SpankWustler]

give us more than two types of cheese. Specifically, give us more cheese that isn't rock cheese, because "rock cheese" sounds so horribly unappetizing and does the wondrous dairy product very little justice. Giving us access to cheddar, Gouda, provolone, mozzarella, Colby, etc, etc, etc, would open such a wide range of creative and useful foods for us...

[Meyi]

This kind of cheese sandwich would make our farts pop Notorious Monsters.

[Sparthos]

Be careful what you wish for lest we be tasked to gather Tiamat's tetemilk in order to create cheese for a sandwich with 10dex, 10att and -10sec on Mighty Strikes while engaging in areas with fire weather.

[SpankWustler]

[SIZE="7"]Tiamat's tetemilk[/SIZE]

It could be part of a new Zeni-like system. Instead of taking photos of various and sundry creatures, we would have to take a milking machine out and about to visit any notorious monsters we could find.

[Arcon]

... seriously? This is why we can't have nice things. They can barely respond fast enough to a good group of actual USEFUL suggestions. This is what you want to waste the dev teams time on? May as well ask for Special Dog Pets and what not to be implemented into the game and whatever other worthless time wasting equivalent non sense can be spewed forth.

I would level BST solely for a pet dog at 99.

[Zirael]

Obviously this food needs TH+2 on it. It would make it an attractive option for thieves, whose only job is to put high levels of Treasure Hunter on things.

^ This!
If Dinosaur Shaped Cheese Sandwitch gave Treasure Hunter +2 (and to spice things up, a 20% chance to drain enemy buff upon unsuccessful /thf Steal) maybe THF would finally get those long-asked-for useful job adjustments...
/dream