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  1. 11-19-2011 02:00 AM #20
    SpankWustler
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankReynolds View Post
    Let's add some story line.
    In the bowels of the Gunpowder Room or the Marital Aid Room or some other room where Cid toils day and night on inventions to better the land of Vana'diel by blowing up the worst bits of it, a dubious discovery has been made.

    "These Lutefisk-flavored long-johns," Cid says, "attract all nearby loot to any Lootmonger who happens to be wearing them. In fact, the damned things have tried pull out and collect my Goblin-bone false teeth seven times just today."

    After taking a moment to hammer his Hell-forged dental appliance back in place for the eighth time since this morning, Cid adds, "If you help me out with something, I'd be happy to let you have them."
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    Last edited by SpankWustler; 11-19-2011 at 02:02 AM. Reason: Removed extraneous punctuation. Hemmingway would be proud.
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