ATTN DEVS: Give DRG a bigger Dragon

[Rearden]

I think it's about time, what with all of these buffs to the PRINCE OF DD jobs (looking at you MNK and WAR and DRK) that d'goons finally got some love. So I was thinking, well, more or less daydreaming, that d'goons could get a bigger Dragon. It would be like a Wyvern 2.0x2.1 so basically it turns into Dragon v4.4.

Now I was also thinking that you could specialize this Dragon so it could be like, an enfeeble Dragon who basically is all on the back lines with the PRINCES of curing WHM (They are a whole 'nuther story and Red Mage etc that will be addressed in another discussion) or maybe you could have a tank Dragon just big and full of meat.

But my best idea (I know, how do I top what I've already got so far?) is a Dragon v4.4 mount. I know I know what you're thinking, "This is WoW rear..." but the mounted version isn't for traveling around its FOR DMG OK? So, you basically become Dragon Cavalry and BAM instant win button dranking that tigers blood and winning.

Don't take it for granite but I just really thinking d'goon needs some lovin'.

Thoughts?

[Stylin]

Don't take it for granite but I just really thinking d'goon needs some lovin'.

Thoughts?

lolwut?

Your idea is nifty though.

[Urteil]

Yes please.

[Yugl]

It's sad how badly the first two posters got trolled. I'm not surprised though. One is probably a melee RDM. The other looks like an emo-knight.

[Erecia]

Hehehe granite.

I kind of pagescummed it a bit, but I've been rather disappointed with the DRG's wyvern on the whole. Sure, elemental breaths add a nice little boost to my WS damage. 3000 drakesbane is better with 200 more damage, I guess. Sure, the little rat can heal me... if I'm below half... and he hasn't been killed by the AoEs. Honestly, the only difference I saw in my play when he was out cold was that my spirit/soul jumps weren't as awesome. That doesn't seem right.

[Rearden]

Hehehe granite.

I kind of pagescummed it a bit, but I've been rather disappointed with the DRG's wyvern on the whole. Sure, elemental breaths add a nice little boost to my WS damage. 3000 drakesbane is better with 200 more damage, I guess. Sure, the little rat can heal me... if I'm below half... and he hasn't been killed by the AoEs. Honestly, the only difference I saw in my play when he was out cold was that my spirit/soul jumps weren't as awesome. That doesn't seem right.

Exactly!!!

Now..just think, turn around and listen! Imagine you rollan' into the new hardest boss man around and everynone is like "Hay guis where is Erecia?" and BOOMSTICK you roll into there yellin DODONGO DISLIEKS SMOEK" and your riding a Dragon doing lancer things as any lancer should.

Seems pretty sweet (smoke may actually mean bombs, it is unclear whether dodongo dislikes bombs or smoke)

[Stylin]

It's sad how badly the first two posters got trolled. I'm not surprised though. One is probably a melee RDM. The other looks like an emo-knight.

ITT: You're not allowed to play along with a joke.

You're funny.

[SpankWustler]

Seems pretty sweet (smoke may actually mean bombs, it is unclear whether dodongo dislikes bombs or smoke)

A third, if unlikely, possibility is that Dodongo has a very specific allergy and dislikes the smoke produced by bombs while being generally okay with smoke from other sources.

[Yugl]

ITT: You're not allowed to play along with a joke.

You're funny.

Are you playing along with my joke now?

[Stylin]

Are you playing along with my joke now?

Shh, don't tell anyone!