ATTN DEVS: Give DRG a bigger Dragon

[Rearden]

Hehehe granite.

I kind of pagescummed it a bit, but I've been rather disappointed with the DRG's wyvern on the whole. Sure, elemental breaths add a nice little boost to my WS damage. 3000 drakesbane is better with 200 more damage, I guess. Sure, the little rat can heal me... if I'm below half... and he hasn't been killed by the AoEs. Honestly, the only difference I saw in my play when he was out cold was that my spirit/soul jumps weren't as awesome. That doesn't seem right.

Exactly!!!

Now..just think, turn around and listen! Imagine you rollan' into the new hardest boss man around and everynone is like "Hay guis where is Erecia?" and BOOMSTICK you roll into there yellin DODONGO DISLIEKS SMOEK" and your riding a Dragon doing lancer things as any lancer should.

Seems pretty sweet (smoke may actually mean bombs, it is unclear whether dodongo dislikes bombs or smoke)

[SpankWustler]

Seems pretty sweet (smoke may actually mean bombs, it is unclear whether dodongo dislikes bombs or smoke)

A third, if unlikely, possibility is that Dodongo has a very specific allergy and dislikes the smoke produced by bombs while being generally okay with smoke from other sources.

[Wolfandre]

No idea why, but I honestly laughed so hard at the OP's posts. All of them.

BOOMSTICK you roll into there yellin DODONGO DISLIEKS SMOEK"

This just became my new catchphrase.