The noob moments that you have witnessed that made you /facepalm...

[noirin]

most common noob moment i see? blu's who clearly spend WAY to much time in abyssea and have no spells to proc in dynamis [your level 90,use quad.continum damnit!].

[cidbahamut]

You could just list BLUs in general. I see so many who are still fulltiming AF gear.

[Bubeeky]

I was in a Uleguerand pt a few weeks ago as blm and there was two blus in there that kept waking all the bluffalos I had sleeping up with wait for it.....SANDSPIN! and Cursed Sphere....and Bomb Toss.....a friend of mine and I called 'em on it and they continued, meanwhile they were lvl 90, and as a blm/rdm I could solo the bluffalo better than they could >_>

Side noob moment in the same pt, we had a dnc/sam that refused to pull because he didn't have shadows...I was able to pull dolls in altepa 3+ at a time just fine as dnc/sam without a ranged weapon lol

[Nianny]

Teleporting someone and forgetting to invite them to party.
Yep, I did that twice.

[Babekeke]

Everyone that wants to solo a mob in an abyssea exp pt on anything but worms.... that can't do enough damage to take hate off the person who slept them.
The worst thing is many of them have either flash, stun, or voke... but obviously forget.

Edit: oh, and full-time hasso SAMs. You'd think there'd be a point at which they think "hang on, I'm taking more damage than I can be cured for, maybe I should hit seigan and third eye"... you'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

[Leonlionheart]

Everyone that wants to solo a mob in an abyssea exp pt on anything but worms.... that can't do enough damage to take hate off the person who slept them.
The worst thing is many of them have either flash, stun, or voke... but obviously forget.

I hate that too, but you have to admit, if it's a SCH or BLM who slept it after using Bliz V or something, then the odds of any hate control ability taking hate are very low.

[Babekeke]

I hate that too, but you have to admit, if it's a SCH or BLM who slept it after using Bliz V or something, then the odds of any hate control ability taking hate are very low.

Correct, but I was referring to mobs at 100% hp that were pulled 10 at a time, got slept, and 10 people decide to tickle a mob each and the sleeper gets raped.

[Treellis]

Everyone that wants to solo a mob in an abyssea exp pt on anything but worms.... that can't do enough damage to take hate off the person who slept them.
The worst thing is many of them have either flash, stun, or voke... but obviously forget.

Edit: oh, and full-time hasso SAMs. You'd think there'd be a point at which they think "hang on, I'm taking more damage than I can be cured for, maybe I should hit seigan and third eye"... you'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

As a main Whm i have developed the theory that a high level Sam loses the JA Seigan becoz no Sam ever uses it! probably happens around level 50ish

[Reiterpallasch]

Correct, but I was referring to mobs at 100% hp that were pulled 10 at a time, got slept, and 10 people decide to tickle a mob each and the sleeper gets raped.

Isn't the sleep line of spells one of the ones that got enmity nerfed down or some such a year or so ago? (pretty much bringing an end to RDM tank, PLD/RDM, etc)

I'm pretty sure even the gimpiest of gimps can hit for more than 1 damage, even in abyssea.

Edit: Just looked it up, it's 1 CE and 300 VE. woohoo a whole 5 seconds of hate.

[Neisan_Quetz]

I've seen 35 damage dragon kicks so saying the gimpest of gimps can pull hate may not be entirely accurate (as long as you've done something other than just sleep and even then...). I've pulled hate from autoattacking while weakened + slowed in some parties.