If You Could Kill NPCs...

[Paksenarrion]

I would lead Raminel into a dark ally and shank him for his lunch money. That'd shut him up.

I don't even need the bonus of money to want to shank him. I just want that little *bleep* dead.

[uptempo]

Any Galka npc and Naja.

[Kiine]

Waoud. Hands down. I want to stab him with a flaming shark.

[Tsukino_Kaji]

Waoud. Hands down. I want to stab him with a flaming shark.

What you don't know, is that he's the BLU god in disguise.

[Nianny]

Bastok president, CoP tarus and Cid if he doesn't get some sort of dental surgery.

[Zyeriis]

Exoroche, worst father in the game, aside from Destin. Some one needs to kill him. I know what you're thinking: "Then Ailbeche would whine even more about his dead father." So? He's a coward, what's he gonna do?

Also...Ulrich...Bastok Past President....Pius....Amimi (the chocobo taru in Windurst for not being an Elvaan woman. Who does she think she is?)...Wolfgang...Ensetsu (ninja questline, he's my clone, I hate him)...Kupipi....Shami (who'd you just call a sucker? Beg for your life...)

The list goes on....

[Tsukino_Kaji]

Mamaulabion... that creepy elf needs to be expunged.

[RabidSquirrel]

Prishe. Because she's an angry, rough, tough, smack talkin', little girl like every other angry, rough, tough, smack talkin', little girl in Japanese media. That kind of character always drives me nuts.

And your sig isn't helping, Tsukino. At least I don't post to these forums much.

[Nianny]

I love your sig Tsukino, everytime I look at prishe now I can't help but imagine her yelling that speech in that unique eventually annoying way of hers.

[Khajit]

I was severely disappointed when naja wasn't on the list of people to kill for that girly bcnm. It killed all my interest in it since i was hoping to spam it for the sole purpose of murdering naja over and over.