Do Relic, Mythic, and Empyrean staves lack utility?

[Greatguardian]

lol. "I don't answer to you so I can make whatever wild claims I want without having to back any of it up."

I like this philosophy. By the way, I'm the best Summoner on this and every server in the game. I'm a frapping Summoner machine. No one is, or ever will be as good at Summoner as I am. You wish you could multitask and gear as well as I can. My Hvergelmir 90 will outdamage your Hvergelmir any day of the week.

Do you have a Ninurta's Sash? No? I do, so I invariably have more Haste on Summoner than you ever will.

Want proof? Punk, I don't answer to you.

Edit: I also invented Summoner. I called up my good friend Hiroshimi Tanaka and told him, "Yo Tanaka-san, let me lay dis phat idea down on ya homes. What about a mage, that summons flippin' giant glowing naked chicks. We could troll the everlasting crap out of all dem foos by making the basic summon a giant glowing zit and everything. Holla atcha, Hiro." Punk, prove me wrong.