If You Could Kill NPCs...

I would lead Raminel into a dark ally and shank him for his lunch money. That'd shut him up.

Naja. nuff said,

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Originally Posted by OMEGA_HACK

Naja. nuff said,

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Apperently not, because I find her to be one of the most liked NPCs around.

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Originally Posted by OMEGA_HACK

Naja. nuff said,

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^This.

Seriously, the cat must die in a fire.

You're just not a mithra conisour. Naja is like a fine wine you have yet to appreciate the taste of.

Chebukkis aren't worth killing. Torturing for eternity perhaps.
If I had to choose between killing and doing nothing to them though, I'd kill them, in the most horrible way possible.

I've threatened to kill my moogle quite a few times after a particularly bad gardening harvest.

Any/all Galkas and most everyone in Sandy. Except the hot princess.

Also anyone the size/shape of footballs.

Easily Bridget.

Naja Salaheem, followed by those 3 Taru's from CoP, Cid after I extract his teeth, and last but not least Prince Pieuje. :)

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Originally Posted by Tsukino_Kaji

I would lead Raminel into a dark ally and shank him for his lunch money. That'd shut him up.

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I don't even need the bonus of money to want to shank him. I just want that little *bleep* dead.

Any Galka npc and Naja.

Waoud. Hands down. I want to stab him with a flaming shark.

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Originally Posted by Kiine

Waoud. Hands down. I want to stab him with a flaming shark.

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What you don't know, is that he's the BLU god in disguise.

Bastok president, CoP tarus and Cid if he doesn't get some sort of dental surgery.

Exoroche, worst father in the game, aside from Destin. Some one needs to kill him. I know what you're thinking: "Then Ailbeche would whine even more about his dead father." So? He's a coward, what's he gonna do?

Also...Ulrich...Bastok Past President....Pius....Amimi (the chocobo taru in Windurst for not being an Elvaan woman. Who does she think she is?)...Wolfgang...Ensetsu (ninja questline, he's my clone, I hate him)...Kupipi....Shami (who'd you just call a sucker? Beg for your life...)

The list goes on....

Mamaulabion... that creepy elf needs to be expunged.

Prishe. Because she's an angry, rough, tough, smack talkin', little girl like every other angry, rough, tough, smack talkin', little girl in Japanese media. That kind of character always drives me nuts.

And your sig isn't helping, Tsukino. At least I don't post to these forums much.

I love your sig Tsukino, everytime I look at prishe now I can't help but imagine her yelling that speech in that unique eventually annoying way of hers. :)

I was severely disappointed when naja wasn't on the list of people to kill for that girly bcnm. It killed all my interest in it since i was hoping to spam it for the sole purpose of murdering naja over and over.

Naja... I'd drag her out into the middle of Aht Urhgan during Besige and scare off the beastmen horde by showing them how brutal I could be by killing her in front of them. :p Then I would take over her company, run it the right way so it wouldn't be in the red all the freakin time..... hello Goblin slaves.

It's in the red because she takes the cash for herself. Just eliminating her would solve that problem. Well that and the fact that her employees are essentially tricked into slave labour so they tend to be quite motivated when it comes to ensuring Naja doesn't make any money.

You couldn't take her, Naja bribed her way out of all the past nerfs.

That DNC npc in the WotG storyline with the lisp...guy drives me up the wall. And those 3 tarutaru from CoP....I really hated those guys lol.

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Originally Posted by Tsukino_Kaji

You couldn't take her, Naja bribed her way out of all the past nerfs.

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Sure I could, she's still bound by PS2 limitations after all

I'm not sure. I think at the moment, I'd want to kill Joachim/Gilgamesh, because I'm sick of freaking Pirates and their pirate lingo (Seriously -- Making Gilgamesh spew story for Abyssea? Headache.)

The Dancer in The WotG Missions with the lisp would be up there too.

Oddly enough, I've always wanted to kill that kid from CoP too -- probably because I could never spell his name right (Seth'Lus? Sel'thus? I forget now.)

Oh! And Adelheid. Solely because of that Bastok [S] Quest "Fire in the Hole."

OMG i totally forgot about adelheid! Stupid sch can't even cure herself!

I'll do something else with Naja instead of bumping her off.....well, I'll still bump her, but not off....

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Originally Posted by Shir

IThe Dancer in The WotG Missions with the lisp would be up there too.

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>:O Marakov must die! Let's lynch Cait Sith entirely while we're at it.

Also...Nanaa Mihgo...for SO many reasons.

Then there's Hinaree. Stop telling my about your long-dead husband in your introduction or join him!

Semih Lafihna (Sibyl Guard Leader)...
Kaduru-Haiduru for denying my coins just because I used his idiot brother for a free warp out of Aht Urhgan...

The list goes on and here's how I make enemies.

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Originally Posted by Zyeriis

>:O Marakov must die! Let's lynch Cait Sith entirely while we're at it.

Also...Nanaa Mihgo...for SO many reasons.

Then there's Hinaree. Stop telling my about your long-dead husband in your introduction or join him!

Semih Lafihna (Sibyl Guard Leader)...
Kaduru-Haiduru for denying my coins just because I used his idiot brother for a free warp out of Aht Urhgan...

The list goes on and here's how I make enemies.

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Kaduru - Haiduru! I add him to my list... had forgotten how annoyed I was the first time I used his brother in WG back in the day and then he wouldn't warp me out because of it.
Also, the LB Moogle for 75+.

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Originally Posted by Zyeriis

Also...Nanaa Mihgo...for SO many reasons.

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Hey man, no messin' with the Top Cat. You'll make the kittens angry.

The religious prince from San D'Oria. Always bowing to the will of the church, never thinking about the safety of the nation or its people... -sigh-

Oh, and the taru AH NPC in Port Jeuno. He just gripes me and I think he's ripping me off.

Id kill every NPC in Port Jeuno so everyone stops cluttering the place up. This new yell thing is a step in the right direction. As well as AH all being linked. I think they even made Aby NPCS in most areas now too. to complete congestion problems /yell needs to be server wide no matter where u are.

And to get back to topic, kill all NPC in Jeuno so people leave and do something for a change.

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Originally Posted by Mordanthos

Id kill every NPC in Port Jeuno so everyone stops cluttering the place up. This new yell thing is a step in the right direction. As well as AH all being linked. I think they even made Aby NPCS in most areas now too. to complete congestion problems /yell needs to be server wide no matter where u are.

And to get back to topic, kill all NPC in Jeuno so people leave and do something for a change.

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That there's a double edged sword. You won't need to be there either.

Mayakov, definitely!
I'm surprised how many people voted to off Naja, thought most people were brainwashed into loving her. :P
And I'd be fine in a world without Cid.

Chamama. Bludgeon her with a smooth stone.

"It's no good, dearie. We'll just have to find another one!"
"Oh, no, Chamama. It's the perfect size. Let me show you what it's the perfect size for..."

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Originally Posted by Octaviane

Naja Salaheem, followed by those 3 Taru's from CoP, Cid after I extract his teeth, and last but not least Prince Pieuje. :)

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This is not inuyasha you can't forge his teeth into a sword. ^.^

There's no watermelon vendor in this game right? That guy scares the hell out of me. >.>

My moogle- because he steals from me and plots my demise with my snowmen.

The 3 Sibling Taru's from CoP- because they got it coming.

The taru child in miseraux A who screams for his lost parents non-stop- Just to shut him up and possibly to put him out of his misery.

All of the Aht Urgan Generals

And the leader of the Aht Urgan Mercenaries.

Argus, just in case he has a Peacock Charm on him.