Captain Obvious with some helpful tips!

[Rubicon]

Here's one: don't skim the notes, read one sentence, and post a wall of text about what you speculate will happen the day the patch goes live.

[Shneibel]

1 page 4 post, I see....

[Issac]

1 page 4 post, I see....

I must stop to wonder what this has to do with the original post! But it just clicked, maybe you didn't refer to my previous installment about fallacies? Don't worry, we all do it.
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...s-reporting-in

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

Why is everyone getting their knees hurt?!

You're supposed to be Dragonballs! Mustard Jar them shimy-tars and don't let no archers get no arrows in ya knee.

[Mort]

Hey OP you can solve all this by yourself. Go on a picknick with your brain and study some logic, put the wrongs together, then maybe youll understand what they mean. hm might help, gl!

[LillithaFenimore]

Thanks captian obvious For making us either smile, chuckle or facepalm Brings a nice bit of a change to a rather somewhat rabid community

[buritoslicer]

Yet another example of why you shouldn't post while sleep deprived, here comes another article of obvious things we're all aware of!

In case you missed my last fascinating, flattering article, see here:
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...s-reporting-in

As we all pore over the new patch notes showing off the newest fruits of the developer's labors, mixed opinions seem to be aflutter. Now, of course this always happens as we all have very strong, reasonable, and logical opinions that many times conflict! Ah, but I promised tips, didn't I?!

If you want to be seen as a person of intelligence, reason, and/or capable of logical thought, it helps to use proper spelling and grammar.
Now, now. I'm not being a stickler here as all but the most distinguished linguists make occasional grammar mishaps. I'm not perfect, either! But proofreading yourself before posting shows that you are willing to learn from your mistakes! It shows that you know you, as a human being, are not infallible to errors in judgement!

Not sure where to start? Here's some helpful tips!
1.Unless you're using Internet Explorer 6 or under, modern browsers usually have spell-checking built-in that picks up spelling errors as you type. We've all used word processing software, right? Yeah, just like that! If it doesn't, there is a 99% chance that an easily accessible extension adds that ability to it. Try googling it!
2. Try googling "Common English grammar errors," as it might give some insight to common mistakes you might be making. Here, I'll provide a few rudimentary ones:
Its - possessive, ex. The gecko can climb many smooth surfaces with the pads on its feet.
It's - "it is," ex. It's dark outside tonight, isn't it?
There - directional, ex. I saw him over there.
Their - possessive, ex. There's some sort of stain on their shirt.
They're - "they are," ex. They're going to the movies later.

Now, there are many, many more. Try looking them up!

3. If you are unable to proofread your own writing and the browser's built-in functionality isn't enough to make your opinion any less illegible to your peers trying to understand what the heck you are saying, turn to some more advanced software. Not everyone has MS Word, but fortunately there are many free open-source alternatives. For example, Open Office is one of the most popular. Try googling it! Fire it up, open the word processor, copy/paste and follow the automated advice!

4. If English is not your first language, study! I'm not trying to come off as intolerant or insensitive, trust me! It's always a good idea to improve upon the language skills you enjoy communicating in. It's perfectly understandable to have grammatical errors in this situation, but not everyone can always assume the poster is new to English and not some careless fool that doesn't seem to give a damn! If you feel it necessary, let people know that English isn't your first language.

Well folks, that's all for today! Troll on and do all those things you so love to do.
I used to shoot arrows like you, but then I took a curved sword to the knee.

Thanks, I recommend that everyone takes a chance and reads this through. Countless threads could have kept their integrity if people stop for a second and think o.O

*note, Internet Explorer browsers still don't have spell check... But the built in functionality in the upper right corner of every post you write, there is a green arrow that allows you to check your spelling.

[HiirNoivl]

I recommend that no one care.

[BruceyBruceyBangBang]

Ignorant people are more brave and do not care about seeming unintelligent (Obviously). So, this is why it is a lot easier for them to hit the new post button. It's just how it goes.

Nice OP though! I enjoyed it.

[Renshi]

In this thread I feel like when I'm running Seaside Hill for the 15th time to get all the Red Star Rings, and always passing in some point seeing Omochao telling me to do a walljump in the same place for 15 times.
Yeah, like this.