Day 276, Emelia Lancea (Dragoon by trade), 'Warrior of Light' reporting for duty roulette. Only a handful of tomestones short of new gear and 1 sticker short of weekly wondrous tails completion... how hard can one run be?
Duty Finder is the tool of choice; she should have known this spelt disaster from the beginning... Neverreap! Never-end? Never-fast? Never-weep? Nevertheless, with strength and lightning-fast skill speed at hand she jumped, phlebotomised and heavy thrusted her way to the final boss. Actually, things were looking pretty good - quite a competent party on hand, strong DPS support, confident heals and a sturdy tank. A fast clear is actually in sight. One last boss, that's it, one last boss.
Readied and raring to go, the party take the final step of faith together, jumping the gorge to the final boss arena... that's when it all went horribly wrong. I know what you're thinking, the party fell apart, right? The healer died to the adds? Emelia elusive jumped off the edge? The tank forgot to tank? You'd be right on 99% of occasions, but NO! The unimaginable happened... one single jump across the gorge and Emelia was left standing pantsless.
Pantsless? I hear you ask. Yes, pantsless. An unfortunate glitch has actually resulted in a final boss encounter with Emelia and a lack of trousers. Much to her party's delight and laughter, Emelia is left to deal damage to the boss with more exposed than her damage per second. A nightmare situation for anyone, coupled with the distraction of emotes from fellow teammates as they laughed and screamed in delight at the half naked Au Ra trying her best to appear as a worthy opponent for Waukkeon. It was, however, all in vain.
Shame or unfortunately timed jumps in AOEs, (likely a mix of both), ended in Emelia's untimely death. Much like the sorrowful end that came to our beloved Haurchefant, Emelia met an end of almost equal tragedy. Lying bare bottomed and shamed at what was leading to the peak of the Warrior of Light's career. A new title she would don...
'LOLDRG'.
Here ends a tale of horror and shame based on the real life events of Emelia Lancea, gone from us 31/10/2016. May the twelve forever guard her departed soul... and her exposed rear end.
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