Would you like an in-game parser?

[Kaurie]

Let's say you're not an asshole. Since you obviously want a parser, let's assume you use one. You see some DPS lacking, but you don't call them out, or if you do, you do that politely. If they give you a parser, it won't change anything for you or for those parsed by you.

What makes you think that?

They can already roughly judge their DPS. I'm not sure they really need 0.01 precise number to have an idea of their skill range.

They really can't.