I've never seen a more legitimate request worded and expressed so horribly. Having only personal flying text display would be preferred, and I actually agree with you, but asking it like OP has is the most asinine way to go about it.
When you were a child (you might still be), did you ever want a toy from the toy store? Did you throw a fit about it? If so, you probably didn't get said toy (or shouldn't have). I seriously read your post imagining spit flying out of your character's mouth and some drool following it.