Translations (JP to English)

[Reinheart]

Hey Reinheart! Can you translate this tweet from Foxclon for me?

ちょっと聞いてよ奥さん、チェリーゼロですってよ。某Pが地雷だろっていうから飲んでみたら、お餅（桜餅）を開けたときにフワッとする粉っぽい香りの味でね、まぁなんていうの、地雷だったねという話（ ´_ゝ｀）
Hey listen to me missy, it's Cherry Zero. *KureP told me it's probably a *bomb so I drank it. It tasted like the powder that comes out of sakura mochi when you open it up. Not sure what it is... but it was a bomb （ ´_ゝ｀）

*KureP - Who's this? Doesn't say YoshiP here but that kanji is 'kure' or 'soregashi' guessing it's Kure. JP kanji has more than one way to read them.

* Actual JP word used is landmine changed it to bomb. Not in a sense like "This is bomb dude!" but in a bad way... lol