Hey, don't hate on winter olympics. There's no argument that summer has the much slower (speed) events. Plus snowboarding. The only event that requires failing a particular type of drug test to participate. Personally I like seeing unpopular sport that requires skill and athletics. I'm not a fan of basketball or golf as events, which summer has.

Though figure skating (judging, at least) is absolutely corrupt. Any "sport" where getting a higher score than the 2nd place person results in a worse place finish than getting a lower score needs to be put to a swift and permanent death. I actually watched them explain this a few olympics back.

Oh, no need to surface that Coerthas ice. Keep it pebbled and let's do some curling round-robin instead.