OMG!! I got the entire Set!!

I did it!! I got the entire armor set of Geriatric Glory!!!!!

Look at these STATS!!

Night Gown of Granny Goodness: Produces an unused handkerchief from the right sleeve cusp 3/day.

Bifocals of Awareness: These puppies allow me to seek out a 3PM Dinner Buffet anywhere in the realm!

Granny Slippers of Soothing: Allows me to walk without the use of my walker.

Pantaloons of Continence: Well, you can gather what they do from their title alone. :(

Gaudy Earrings of Beguiling: Makes user's voice sound sweet and caring, when in actuality it hides the mean ole Biddy that lurks underneath.

Walking Cane of Eternal Beatings: Allows me to smite evil doers while giving off a hint of cinnamon scent.

The Grandma Purse of Holding: This puppy allows me to hold all my possessions. And there is also a 15% chance that the user can pull out candy and or gum for grandchildren.


Once the entire set is assembled I get the added bonus of a 10% Gold Card discount at all vendors in Eorzea!!




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alright u win~

Unless you have the added bonus of conjuring up Peanut Butter cookies from the aether... still not worth the effort.

never thought I would see a lala that looked as crazy as yours my friend ... very disturbing

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Originally Posted by TwoEggs

never thought I would see a lala that looked as crazy as yours my friend ... very disturbing

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Not as disturbing as me coming to the realization that Square Enix apparently used my Grandmother as a model for one of their armor sets.
Beard and all!! 'o_O'

hahaha, really funny ^^

That's pretty messed up. I like it.

Dang, I really want that Grandma Purse of Holding ...

This is too funny! I was just saying how the armor for magic users looks like Grandpa's pajama's but can go for Grandmas's too! Well played ;)

HAhaha!! This is great!!

Pantaloons of Continence: Thankfully they weren't the evil drop

Pantaloons of Incontinence!

Yes the outfits look like a house coat from the 1950's Our Miss Brooks show.

:P the nice looking mage sets are sadly, few and far between... Acolyte's and Battlemage's being the two that stand out to me.

Others are just... meh :/

My wife has a bag that looks just like that! It was some $300 designer bag, I told her it looked like my grandma's couch from the 70's; I win.

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:P the nice looking mage sets are sadly, few and far between... Acolyte's and Battlemage's being the two that stand out to me.

Others are just... meh :/

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Don't forget the Vanya sets.