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  1. 09-03-2013 09:54 PM #1
    Fraxture
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    OMG!! I got the entire Set!!

    I did it!! I got the entire armor set of Geriatric Glory!!!!!

    Look at these STATS!!

    Night Gown of Granny Goodness: Produces an unused handkerchief from the right sleeve cusp 3/day.

    Bifocals of Awareness: These puppies allow me to seek out a 3PM Dinner Buffet anywhere in the realm!

    Granny Slippers of Soothing: Allows me to walk without the use of my walker.

    Pantaloons of Continence: Well, you can gather what they do from their title alone.

    Gaudy Earrings of Beguiling: Makes user's voice sound sweet and caring, when in actuality it hides the mean ole Biddy that lurks underneath.

    Walking Cane of Eternal Beatings: Allows me to smite evil doers while giving off a hint of cinnamon scent.

    The Grandma Purse of Holding: This puppy allows me to hold all my possessions. And there is also a 15% chance that the user can pull out candy and or gum for grandchildren.


    Once the entire set is assembled I get the added bonus of a 10% Gold Card discount at all vendors in Eorzea!!




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  2. 09-03-2013 09:58 PM #2
    Fleoming
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    alright u win~
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    We are pretty serious about the game!
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  3. 09-03-2013 10:02 PM #3
    Canopia
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    Unless you have the added bonus of conjuring up Peanut Butter cookies from the aether... still not worth the effort.
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  4. 09-03-2013 10:02 PM #4
    TwoEggs
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    never thought I would see a lala that looked as crazy as yours my friend ... very disturbing
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  5. 09-03-2013 10:08 PM #5
    Fraxture
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoEggs View Post
    never thought I would see a lala that looked as crazy as yours my friend ... very disturbing
    Not as disturbing as me coming to the realization that Square Enix apparently used my Grandmother as a model for one of their armor sets.
    Beard and all!! 'o_O'
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  6. 09-03-2013 10:32 PM #6
    Ashdam
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    hahaha, really funny ^^
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  7. 09-03-2013 10:41 PM #7
    Kaelias
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    That's pretty messed up. I like it.
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  8. 09-03-2013 10:47 PM #8
    Elodie
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    Dang, I really want that Grandma Purse of Holding ...
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  9. 09-03-2013 10:52 PM #9
    Starzilla
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    This is too funny! I was just saying how the armor for magic users looks like Grandpa's pajama's but can go for Grandmas's too! Well played
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  10. 09-03-2013 11:54 PM #10
    Strelnikov
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    HAhaha!! This is great!!

    Pantaloons of Continence: Thankfully they weren't the evil drop

    Pantaloons of Incontinence!

    Yes the outfits look like a house coat from the 1950's Our Miss Brooks show.
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