OMG!! I got the entire Set!!

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I did it!! I got the entire armor set of Geriatric Glory!!!!!

Look at these STATS!!

Night Gown of Granny Goodness: Produces an unused handkerchief from the right sleeve cusp 3/day.

Bifocals of Awareness: These puppies allow me to seek out a 3PM Dinner Buffet anywhere in the realm!

Granny Slippers of Soothing: Allows me to walk without the use of my walker.

Pantaloons of Continence: Well, you can gather what they do from their title alone.

Gaudy Earrings of Beguiling: Makes user's voice sound sweet and caring, when in actuality it hides the mean ole Biddy that lurks underneath.

Walking Cane of Eternal Beatings: Allows me to smite evil doers while giving off a hint of cinnamon scent.

The Grandma Purse of Holding: This puppy allows me to hold all my possessions. And there is also a 15% chance that the user can pull out candy and or gum for grandchildren.


Once the entire set is assembled I get the added bonus of a 10% Gold Card discount at all vendors in Eorzea!!