Tired of all the bad stuff flying around? Bored of all the negative feedback, ideas and comments? Want a sugar rush to pick you up while you wait for Beta announcements?
Here - Have a cookie. Oh, wait...
We can all go and buy cookies from the super market, and you know what. They are great! But it's not half as much fun as when someone gives you a cookie online for doing something good/nice/cool. Sadly, virtual cookies just don't taste as nice as real life cookies.
Well, no more! Introducing my brand spanking new invention...
THE REAL LIFE COOKIE REWARD MACHINE (TM) !! ::
[Patent Pending]
http://i.imgur.com/wtPRMpZ.png?1
I know what you are thinking: "Mad MS Paintshop skills!" Why, thank you, I know.
Anywho - The concept is simple, go out and buy my brand new machine and hook it up to your computer, and install the software that comes with it.
But wait... the cookies are locked inside, so you can't get at them! MWah hahaha...
"Oh noes Kupo!? A Cookie machine where you can't eat the cookies, U MAD BRO?!"
Well here is the clever part. You have to act responsibly to your fellow onlinians, so that they will give you a virtual cookie, and then... Yup, you guessed it. Pandemonium's Marvelous Real Life Online Cookie Dispenser (Copyright 2013) will dole out a good old REAL cookie!!
What are you waiting for?! Go and get one now @
www.pandemoniumsreallifeonlinecookiedispensingmachine.com
Disclaimer:
* USB Powered
** Milk sold separately
*** Do not put milk into cookie machine.
**** Requires internet connection to use.
***** Produced in a factory that may contain nuts.
****** Contains cookies.
Tired of all the negativity...
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02-14-2013, 08:08 PMPandemoniumTired of all the negativity...
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02-14-2013, 08:10 PMTonkra
one thing for sure. people are bored. they need to participate in beta really soon ^^
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02-14-2013, 08:11 PMTicks
Pre ordered mine from Amazon ^^
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02-14-2013, 08:14 PMmikecoby
LOL! Do want!!
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02-14-2013, 08:16 PMAntanias
I already give out cookies, though I will give the op a ball of yarn for making an effort :3
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02-14-2013, 08:32 PMPhe
this ball of yarn fetish is creepy.
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02-14-2013, 08:35 PMNiqote
Tuna cakes instead please ~! Kittehs like Tuna
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02-14-2013, 09:12 PMSeirra_LanzceI like hamburger, does that sound bad? since u know.. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by Niqote
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02-14-2013, 09:27 PMHestern_NesternAww, no fun! ^_^ I think it is a cute gesture! Keep on giving, Antanias! He he.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phe
Edit: @Pandemonium I approve of this thread AND your name! I love it all! I am going to snag me the Collector's Edition off Amazon right now! -
02-14-2013, 11:07 PMkazaran
LOL Pande.. OK I liked your post... cans I have a cookie now?
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02-14-2013, 11:52 PMStephen
http://www.pandemoniumsreallifeonlin...ingmachine.com
^^^
Dead link, you got another? -
02-14-2013, 11:59 PMLadyI gave my cat tuna once, he smelt it and looked at me like "Are you kidding me, this stinks!" XD But he loves mac & cheese lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Niqote
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02-15-2013, 12:55 AMispanoMy cat loves fish, she just pukes it up 30 minutes later. Most other meats she just snubs her nose at though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady
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02-15-2013, 12:58 AMMolly_MillionsI'm not hungry! Where's my yarn, damn it?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Antanias
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02-15-2013, 12:59 AMMolly_Millionslol, my step dad has a cat that eats bacon.Quote:
Originally Posted by ispano
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02-15-2013, 02:44 AMAntanias<--gives Molly a ball of yarn :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Molly_Millions
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02-15-2013, 02:55 AMRahsch
I hope they have Sushi available to create ingame, what else would a Miqo'te man need? I love my seafood dishes!
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02-15-2013, 03:17 AMForgo
Cookies? o.O YES! I think this is the best thing since....ever! COOKIES O.O! http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag...1_1024_768.jpg
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2009...54_s4x3_lg.jpg
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186p...g/original.jpg
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02-15-2013, 03:43 AMDhalmel
I hate cookies.
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02-15-2013, 03:48 AMispanoEven cookies like these?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhalmel
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02-15-2013, 03:51 AMDhalmeldisgusting. It's a handful of diabetes!Quote:
Originally Posted by ispano
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02-15-2013, 03:51 AMForgo*recovers from sugar rush* O.,o COOKIES! *passes out again*Quote:
Originally Posted by ispano
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02-15-2013, 04:46 AMvaletarkus
I love the negativity! It leads to anger...anger leads to hate...and hate leads to the dark side. Who doesn't want to be a sith lord? It's because of these forums that I have these incredible powers! Thanks Negativity *two thumbs up*
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02-15-2013, 04:57 AMMolly_Millions-1 for ruining a perfectly good Oreo with a reese's peanut butter cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by ispano
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02-15-2013, 05:01 AMispanoI think you have that backwards. Reeses FTWQuote:
Originally Posted by Molly_Millions
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02-15-2013, 05:27 AMSkyeWindbinderIndeed. I think this woman accurately portrays what I felt when I saw that "cookie".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhalmel
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02-15-2013, 05:27 AMMolly_Millionsno way, reese's peanut butter tastes like butt puddingQuote:
Originally Posted by ispano
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02-15-2013, 05:29 AMRau
"You know in some cultures... they only eat vomit."
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02-15-2013, 05:47 AMViolet_Solaria
I so love this, I want one!
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02-15-2013, 06:08 AMGramul
Well I'm sick of all the positivity.
So there.
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02-15-2013, 06:29 AMReinheart
Why don't I see a cookie labeled "Garmul being Gramul" ?
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02-15-2013, 06:38 AMRahschOh...my goodness...those are the most disgusting cookies I have ever seen...and I love Oreos. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by ispano
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02-15-2013, 08:03 AMColino
Is there oatmeal-raisin cookie DLC available?
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02-15-2013, 08:25 AMImoen
What negative feedback are we referring too? The only negative feedback I see are mostly from responses not the Ops.
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02-15-2013, 10:42 AMKyri
OP, I send you a cookie!<3
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02-15-2013, 10:52 AMYrusama
...this made the hot topics list? XIV info these days truly is scarce.
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02-15-2013, 12:03 PMMedura
I see the thread title, first thought is; Are you new here?
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02-15-2013, 02:57 PMfiniteHP
I NEED this machine. WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING IT YET!?!?!?!?!?!
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02-15-2013, 07:52 PMYosho
You should get a patent on that and make lots of munnies!. I'll buy 5 because i'm sure i'll break a few from overuse :P