Tired of all the bad stuff flying around? Bored of all the negative feedback, ideas and comments? Want a sugar rush to pick you up while you wait for Beta announcements?
Here - Have a cookie. Oh, wait...
We can all go and buy cookies from the super market, and you know what. They are great! But it's not half as much fun as when someone gives you a cookie online for doing something good/nice/cool. Sadly, virtual cookies just don't taste as nice as real life cookies.
Well, no more! Introducing my brand spanking new invention...
THE REAL LIFE COOKIE REWARD MACHINE (TM) !! ::
[Patent Pending]
I know what you are thinking: "Mad MS Paintshop skills!" Why, thank you, I know.
Anywho - The concept is simple, go out and buy my brand new machine and hook it up to your computer, and install the software that comes with it.
But wait... the cookies are locked inside, so you can't get at them! MWah hahaha...
"Oh noes Kupo!? A Cookie machine where you can't eat the cookies, U MAD BRO?!"
Well here is the clever part. You have to act responsibly to your fellow onlinians, so that they will give you a virtual cookie, and then... Yup, you guessed it. Pandemonium's Marvelous Real Life Online Cookie Dispenser (Copyright 2013) will dole out a good old REAL cookie!!
What are you waiting for?! Go and get one now @
www.pandemoniumsreallifeonlinecookiedispensingmachine.com
Disclaimer:
* USB Powered
** Milk sold separately
*** Do not put milk into cookie machine.
**** Requires internet connection to use.
***** Produced in a factory that may contain nuts.
****** Contains cookies.