Are you going to kill my chocobo?

Seriously, since the world is ending and whatnot, are you going to kill my chocobo?

I demand animal rights!

Dalamud is going to crash right on top of your chocobo.

So you think you can kill my Chocobo!?

http://imageshack.us/a/img38/6676/ffxiv1345152414.jpg

You see this chocobo?

His name is Kwefka.

You think something as trivial as Dalamud could stop him?

Look at him.



That's what I thought.

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Originally Posted by Renen

I demand animal rights!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNXuQJo94pc

Here you go.

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Originally Posted by LlenCoram

http://imageshack.us/a/img38/6676/ffxiv1345152414.jpg
His name is Kwefka.

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lol

/10char

Yes.
They always hated it really.

This whole 2.0 rebirth thing? An afterthought. The real reason they've sent meteor is to kill your chocobo.

No chocobos were harmed in the making of AAR...

I hope it doesn't have a sad death. Like when you see a horse die in front of you are something.

I'd hope for it to just run away. D=

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Originally Posted by AlaulaTheGreat

I hope it doesn't have a sad death. ... D=

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Originally Posted by Zezlar

So you think you can kill my Chocobo!?

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Originally Posted by Fated

Dalamud is going to crash right on top of your chocobo.

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Originally Posted by Gramul

Yes.
They always hated it really.
... The real reason they've sent meteor is to kill your chocobo.

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Future is not User Friendly.

My chocobo's name is Ruin, based on the stead War rides in Darksiders. So, he and I say. Bring it!

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Originally Posted by LlenCoram

http://imageshack.us/a/img38/6676/ffxiv1345152414.jpg

You see this chocobo?

His name is Kwefka.

You think something as trivial as Dalamud could stop him?

Look at him.



That's what I thought.

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It's a bird vs a speeding 500 bajillion ton rock.

I dunno, speeding? That thing's been breaking through the atmosphere for how long now? Speeding snail, maybe.

No our chocobos are going to temporal shift ^.~

omg wtf chesse and crackers why do want it to die so bad!!

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Originally Posted by Loony_BoB

I dunno, speeding? That thing's been breaking through the atmosphere for how long now? Speeding snail, maybe.

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It's going as fast as our server processes.

Good thing I named mine Drumsticks, just in case Dalamud cooks it.

Chocobos cannot be killed... Seriously name a FF game that a Chocobo has died, I can't recall one, they are immortal.

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Originally Posted by Gramul

Yes.
They always hated it really.

This whole 2.0 rebirth thing? An afterthought. The real reason they've sent meteor is to kill your chocobo.

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DUN DUN DUN

The plot thickens!

*Plot Twist* The Chocobos are the ones sending us forward in time !

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Originally Posted by Trenma

*Plot Twist* The Chocobos are the ones sending us forward in time !

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Time mage chocobo's..

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Originally Posted by Trenma

*Plot Twist* The Chocobos are the ones sending us forward in time !

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Louisoux is a Chocobo

Chocobo's know the secrets to the universe, have teleported to all Final Fantasy Worlds and are gods among men. Gilgamesh can warp through dimensions of time & space because he posses a tail feather of a Chocobo

Boy can't die from a simple meteor.

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Originally Posted by Delsus

Chocobos cannot be killed... Seriously name a FF game that a Chocobo has died, I can't recall one, they are immortal.

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Boco's mom died.

they did in FFT too

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Originally Posted by Reika

Boco's mom died.

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Originally Posted by casevi

they did in FFT too

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Ok that was a few, but in most worlds they are immortal, so they will be immortal in Eorzea as well :p

It will kill YOUR chocobo, maybe, but my little Ganymede will still be hiking me around in the new world!

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Originally Posted by Delsus

Ok that was a few, but in most worlds they are immortal, so they will be immortal in Eorzea as well :p

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I'm pretty sure I remember seeing dozens of dead chocobo in a cutscene fight with Sin in FFX. It was a sad day :(

My Chocobo is Rashnu one of the three gods of judgment. Do you really think a puny meteor can kill a god!?

Dalamud, spare my CHocobo! I give you 10 Lalafell!

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Originally Posted by IloveYouPumpkin

I'm pretty sure I remember seeing dozens of dead chocobo in a cutscene fight with Sin in FFX. It was a sad day :(

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Oh yeah.. Now I remember

massive-instantaneous wipeout of the chocobo knights on the beach

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Originally Posted by LlenCoram

http://imageshack.us/a/img38/6676/ffxiv1345152414.jpg

You see this chocobo?

His name is Kwefka.

You think something as trivial as Dalamud could stop him?

Look at him.



That's what I thought.

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May your chocobo live a thousand years!

My chocobo's name is Luzaf. It's already dead so I don't have to worry about it dying to Dalamud.

Chocobo stew ftw

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Originally Posted by Vahn

My chocobo's name is Luzaf. It's already dead so I don't have to worry about it dying to Dalamud.

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What did you do to Luzaf?! Animal abuse!

I hope my chocobo dies along with its horribly annoying music that plays everytime I ride it.

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Originally Posted by PinkiePie

I hope my chocobo dies along with its horribly annoying music that plays everytime I ride it.

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*head explodes* Blasphemy!

My chocobo is called Garrus, and everyone that's played Mass Effect knows Garrus Vakarian is too cool to die Q_Q;