Look, pal. This ain't your grandpa's MMO. This is
Final Fantasy XIV. If you want to play a real game, there are tons of options out there. We subscribe to Final Fantasy XIV so we can feel proud knowing we chose the right side of history. You know what other MMOs have? Bobby Kotick. Paintings of fruit bowls. Microtransactions. Anticheat. And worst of all? Those games don't even respect your time. Yep, that's right. But FFXIV does. For just $13 a month, you can play all the other MMOs you want as long as they're free.
And you can be on the right side of history, all at the same time. How else can you prove your superiority online? With FFXIV, you
are superior, and everyone knows it. All you have to say is "but WoW", and flocks of unwashed peasants bow at your feet. Mention how Yoshi-P cried that one time and the peasants will start crying too. Content? We don't need content. We have
fans, and that's enough for Square Enix.
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