I had a dream about 7.0...

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06-27-2023, 03:51 AM
Vandso

I had a dream about 7.0...

I dreamed of a FFXIV better than it was ever before. In this new expansion we got:

- A totally rewamped character creation. All races got double the amount of faces, new hairstyles added, au'ras could change their horns independently, miqos got couerl ears and stripped tails, body painting added, ass slider added, femroth added;
- Geomancer and Corsair added, Beastmaster added as a limited job;
- New exploratory zone;
- 2 regular dungeons and 2 variant/criterion dungeons per patch;
- Fates all the way through ARR give bicolor gemstones and new rewards added;
- Levequests and Levemetes reworked, now they actually mean something;
- Ranked PVP removed but leaderboards still exist based on performance;
- Way more insland sanctuary stuff;
- Way more rewards on the achievement vendor;
- Lakeland housing district;
- No more 2 minute meta;
- New Blue Mage mount for Omega and Eden Savage (Chimera);
- Blue Mage roulette;
- Summoner can summon Ramuh, Shiva and Leviathan on Phoenix phase;
- Portrait system fixed, now it works even when you're not equipped with the exact same items (just like Adventurer Plates);
- Scion dating sim added;
- DPS metter, chat bubbles, in-game performance mode DAW, housing system with coordinates and unlimited preview mode, NoClipply function, customizable shader and a lot of other QoL mods implemented to the game;
- Oh, and by the way, the graphic upgrade looks amazing, better than the mods could ever achieve.

And even then people were still complaining about the game in the forums.
06-27-2023, 03:59 AM
Kes13a

you forgot to add a free real life pony for the pre-orders....

I mean considering to change all that would be a new game or push 7.0 back into the next decade... might as well wish big ^^
06-27-2023, 04:02 AM
Vandso

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Originally Posted by Kes13a

you forgot to add a free real life pony for the pre-orders....

I mean considering to change all that would be a new game or push 7.0 back into the next decade... might as well wish big ^^

A free real life chocobo would be more ideal.
06-27-2023, 04:23 AM
TheMightyMollusk

Whatever you've been drinking and/or smoking, I want some.
06-27-2023, 04:26 AM
Eorzean_username

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Whatever you've been drinking and/or smoking, I want some.

This is basically just the list ChatGPT would produce if you fed it the past 2 years of forum posts.
06-27-2023, 04:34 AM
Syln

that would be a good start.
06-27-2023, 04:42 AM
Vandso

Oh and by the way Gaius and all his alts were banned from forums in this timeline
06-27-2023, 05:35 AM
Stormfur

I still maintain Chimera should be what you get for getting all of the tank jobs leveled.
06-27-2023, 05:54 AM
Boblawblah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vandso

- Scion dating sim added;

https://media.tenor.com/B0NoDJ0rTqcA...imus-prime.gif
06-27-2023, 06:15 AM
Larirawiel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vandso

I dreamed of a FFXIV better than it was ever before.

It seems, that it was not an aveyond dream. :)

Cheers
06-27-2023, 06:21 AM
Raikai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vandso

I dreamed of a FFXIV better than it was ever before. In this new expansion we got:

- A totally rewamped character creation. All races got double the amount of faces, new hairstyles added, au'ras could change their horns independently, miqos got couerl ears and stripped tails, body painting added, ass slider added, femroth added;
- Geomancer and Corsair added, Beastmaster added as a limited job;
- New exploratory zone;
- 2 regular dungeons and 2 variant/criterion dungeons per patch;
- Fates all the way through ARR give bicolor gemstones and new rewards added;
- Levequests and Levemetes reworked, now they actually mean something;
- Ranked PVP removed but leaderboards still exist based on performance;
- Way more insland sanctuary stuff;
- Way more rewards on the achievement vendor;
- Lakeland housing district;
- No more 2 minute meta;
- New Blue Mage mount for Omega and Eden Savage (Chimera);
- Blue Mage roulette;
- Summoner can summon Ramuh, Shiva and Leviathan on Phoenix phase;
- Portrait system fixed, now it works even when you're not equipped with the exact same items (just like Adventurer Plates);
- Scion dating sim added;
- DPS metter, chat bubbles, in-game performance mode DAW, housing system with coordinates and unlimited preview mode, NoClipply function, customizable shader and a lot of other QoL mods implemented to the game;
- Oh, and by the way, the graphic upgrade looks amazing, better than the mods could ever achieve.

And even then people were still complaining about the game in the forums.

:(

Your dream didn't include the most dire addition:

Every armor sans Artifact sets is 'All Glamour'.
06-27-2023, 06:30 AM
Vandso

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raikai

:(

Your dream didn't include the most dire addition:

Every armor sans Artifact sets is 'All Glamour'.

Oh, I forgot about that. That was part of the dream as well.
06-27-2023, 06:33 AM
TheMightyMollusk

No headgear for Viera and Hrothgar, no vote from me.
06-27-2023, 07:31 AM
Renalt

I only want a Scion Dating Sim only if I can fail horribly and thus every conversation I'm involved in is just full of awkward silences because I am a failure at flirting.
06-27-2023, 07:56 AM
MsMisato

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

No headgear for Viera and Hrothgar, no vote from me.

of course in the dream, Yoshi P says this about Viera and Hrothgar,

"Look forward to it"
06-27-2023, 08:15 AM
Kaliesto

I had a few dreams of FFXIV, forgot what happened though.
06-27-2023, 08:35 AM
BaconBits

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vandso

I dreamed of a FFXIV better than it was ever before. In this new expansion we got:

-Beastmaster added as a limited job

https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-0SWbk...A-t500x500.jpg
06-27-2023, 09:06 AM
Vandso

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Originally Posted by BaconBits

https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-0SWbk...A-t500x500.jpg

How else would you want Beastmaster to work in FFXIV? You want it to be like Summoner?
06-27-2023, 10:56 AM
Raikai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vandso

How else would you want Beastmaster to work in FFXIV? You want it to be like Summoner?

XIV seems very ill fit for a true concept of a pet job - as in, where you play 2 instances at once, you and your pet. I'd love to see it, I just don't think that's very likely - given how SMN strayed off the 'pet' path.

The only way I could truly enjoy a BST like Summoner or even Reaper (i.e. pet manifesting through animations) would be if they found a way to let them customize their pets' appearances to dozens of different skins. But that would also shit on SMN's head, years asking for new egi glamours and all that they have is another shade of green carbuncle.