War Maidens

Apparently this is some armor set in ESO, but what I'm suggesting is pretty female NPCs you can customize & stick in your house/apartment & after you get done with a grueling raid battle/ horribly gone wrong Roulette/ long stint of crafting/gathering or whatever u can go back to your house/apartment and receive comfort, like a rub on the head or pretty smile/ angelic voice to calm you, us Lalas could jump up in there lap like mother and son, plus I ain't talking bout sexual stuff, you can't bang them, we don't need SE sponsored ERP.

Wonder if they ever had this stuff IRL, that'd be cool if they did, I got the idea from that NPC in Elden Ring that you go to her & she holds you comforting you.

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Throw in a belly rub and we're talking.

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Originally Posted by VictorTheed

Apparently this is some armor set in ESO, but what I'm suggesting is pretty female NPCs you can customize & stick in your house/apartment & after you get done with a grueling raid battle/ horribly gone wrong Roulette/ long stint of crafting/gathering or whatever u can go back to your house/apartment and receive comfort, like a rub on the head or pretty smile/ angelic voice to calm you, us Lalas could jump up in there lap like mother and son, plus I ain't talking bout sexual stuff, you can't bang them, we don't need SE sponsored ERP.

Wonder if they ever had this stuff IRL, that'd be cool if they did, I got the idea from that NPC in Elden Ring that you go to her & she holds you comforting you.

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That reminds me of those girls irl that sells... "varied services"... in the streets of Korea, Vietnam and so forth... '-'
I don't think they will do that in a +13 game, though :3

These mature themes are treated in a sutil way. Yesterday, I was playing with my alt at Gyr Abania area. In one of the side quests we have to talk to people there after the resistence take the place. One miqo'te we meet is in the streets bouncing and she says that she "was glad to give her services to the imperials, but now eager to serve the soldiers of the resistence". My reaction was:"what!? '-'"

But I think this is the limit they actualy go for this kind of stuff. More than that is against ToS... (gladly).

I asked a friend who plays ESO what the first line of your post means... seems completely unrelated to anything you said after. If you want NPCs waiting on you in your home, you can already have that just like ESO.

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Originally Posted by RobynDaBank

I asked a friend who plays ESO what the first line of your post means... seems completely unrelated to anything you said after. If you want NPCs waiting on you in your home, you can already have that just like ESO.

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Just put a npc using permits, like a miqo'te or a Viera. She can even bow when you pass close enough to her xD

So, we already have this possibility. :3

Only if it’s a tall Viera lady, otherwise no deal

A real warrior licks his or her own wounds after battle!

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

A real warrior licks his or her own wounds after battle!

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He’s a lalafel he can’t bend due to potato shape

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

He’s a lalafel he can’t bend due to potato shape

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Can't bend if you got no knees. :)

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Originally Posted by Reinhardt_Azureheim

Can't bend if you got no knees. :)

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I have a joke about it, and to avoid spoilers, I tagged it... but is this:

do you remember when Midgardsormir came to Ishgard flying carring the WoL on his back and everyone in the city kneel.... except for Tataru? xDDD

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Originally Posted by Wanzzo

I have a joke about it, and to avoid spoilers, I tagged it... but is this:

do you remember when Midgardsormir came to Ishgard flying carring the WoL on his back and everyone in the city kneel.... except for Tataru? xDDD

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You wouldn't notice the difference if she did.

*runs giggling like an idiot*

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

He’s a lalafel he can’t bend due to potato shape

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Really now,i'll show u, (tries to stretch to wounds, can't seem to get it, grunts and bickering not seeming to help, sais war maiden I need thee my dear, war maiden comes and fixes the issue and hands me a juice box, now I'm a happy boy.)

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Originally Posted by Wanzzo

That reminds me of those girls irl that sells... "varied services"... in the streets of Korea, Vietnam and so forth... '-'
I don't think they will do that in a +13 game, though :3

These mature themes are treated in a sutil way. Yesterday, I was playing with my alt at Gyr Abania area. In one of the side quests we have to talk to people there after the resistence take the place. One miqo'te we meet is in the streets bouncing and she says that she "was glad to give her services to the imperials, but now eager to serve the soldiers of the resistence". My reaction was:"what!? '-'"

But I think this is the limit they actualy go for this kind of stuff. More than that is against ToS... (gladly).

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It's all good friend, I'm not talking about anything sexual, I'm talking about a pretty lady saying comforting non sexual things, a woman's beauty is powerful in other ways then making a man lust, if she appears innocent and sweet, comforting, her beauty alone can be like a spell cast on a man, charmed by beauty and sweet feminum tricks, I'm a sucker for a sweet heart lol.

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Originally Posted by VictorTheed

It's all good friend, I'm not talking about anything sexual, I'm talking about a pretty lady saying comforting non sexual things, a woman's beauty is powerful in other ways then making a man lust, if she appears innocent and sweet, comforting, her beauty alone can be like a spell cast on a man, charmed by beauty and sweet feminum tricks, I'm a sucker for a sweet heart lol.

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we already have these kind of woman. They are called girlfriend :3

You could try to ask a friend in game to "be like one". Some marriages there starts this way... u.u

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Originally Posted by Wanzzo

we already have these kind of woman. They are called girlfriend :3

You could try to ask a friend in game to "be like one". Some marriages there starts this way... u.u

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These aren't Romantic or Sexual encounters, I'm simply just asking for the kind sweetness that only a woman can provide, almost like a mother or really compassionate female friend, you know the girl whose all super nice and sweet to everyone, basically her in a npc form u stick on your house.

I probably sound creepy or weird , I understand one thinking that, but I suck at explaining things, I'm not the dude looking for sex or marriage or girlfriends, I'm the dude who looks for sweetness from females, I like sweet comforting female attention, it can be gotten outside of a relationship or sexual partner.

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Originally Posted by VictorTheed

These aren't Romantic or Sexual encounters, I'm simply just asking for the kind sweetness that only a woman can provide, almost like a mother or really compassionate female friend, you know the girl whose all super nice and sweet to everyone, basically her in a npc form u stick on your house.

I probably sound creepy or weird , I understand one thinking that, but I suck at explaining things, I'm not the dude looking for sex or marriage or girlfriends, I'm the dude who looks for sweetness from females, I like sweet comforting female attention, it can be gotten outside of a relationship or sexual partner.

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So, like a mom? Is that why you play a potat?

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

So, like a mom? Is that why you play a potat?

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A gentle mom that looks like a war maiden doe. Not a greek mom that spanks you if you don’t finish your feta salad…..




Lest?

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

Now I'm picturing a war maiden with a sandal in hand, ready to bring on the spankings!

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https://media.tenor.com/ZffdoPGHFJwA...rcia-spank.gif
This is the ideal mom. He may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

A gentle mom that looks like a war maiden doe. Not a greek mom that spanks you if you don’t finish your feta salad…..




Lest?

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Now I'm picturing a war maiden with a sandal in hand, ready to bring on the spankings!

On a similar note, I’d like to be able to place retainers inside our houses and give them the ability to use emotes with us. :)

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

So, like a mom? Is that why you play a potat?

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I play Lalafell cause I really admire innocence, the innocent hero, light hearted happy go lucky , is something I always wanted to be, but is what I'll never be cause I am a dark depressed war filled hate machine who just wants to watch the world burn but make sure no one in it gets hurt while it burns, basically I'm black pilled, I'm a compassionate pessimist, I call it posinegative, and no I don't wanna die I wanna live till I'm 100.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

A gentle mom that looks like a war maiden doe. Not a greek mom that spanks you if you don’t finish your feta salad…..




Lest?



https://media.tenor.com/ZffdoPGHFJwA...rcia-spank.gif
This is the ideal mom. He may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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No nothing like this, she's gotta be pretty, like Stacy Dash or the lead singer of six pence none the richer in their video breath your name, id post pics of the 2 women I mentioned but I suck at pisting pics.

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Originally Posted by VictorTheed

I play Lalafell cause I really admire innocence, the innocent hero, light hearted happy go lucky , is something I always wanted to be, but is what I'll never be cause I am a dark depressed war filled hate machine who just wants to watch the world burn but make sure no one in it gets hurt while it burns, basically I'm black pilled, I'm a compassionate pessimist, I call it posinegative, and no I don't wanna die I wanna live till I'm 100.

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Even better: live up to 120 years.

This entire thread is a win. You guys are great!

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

Even better: live up to 120 years.

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I'll take as many years as God will give me, I know I'm going to Heaven when I die so I ain't worried were I'll spend eternity, Adam had 939 but we don't get that anymore.

I'm shooting for 100 though, no guarantee I'll make it, imo you are automatically a legend, even if no one knows your name, if you make it to 100, I met one person in my life who made it that far and this year she'll be 101.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

This entire thread is a win. You guys are great!

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This thread goes great with some coke, the pop not the drug.

Okie doke

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If mommy issues were a person

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Originally Posted by Payadopa

Throw in a belly rub and we're talking.

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I got you Fam
Just promise me its not a trap.

What the hell is War Maidens? Why not a War big beefy Roegadyns/Hrothgars/Highlanders instead?

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Originally Posted by iVolke

If mommy issues were a person

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I do have issues getting a milf & I loved that Korn CD from the late 90s.

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Originally Posted by Knot_D

What the hell is War Maidens? Why not a War big beefy Roegadyns/Hrothgars/Highlanders instead?

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War Maiden to me means a pretty woman who comforts the soldiers in a non sexual or romantic way after they return from the battlefield.

Roes & Hrothgars arnt what I think of when I picture comforting, however a pretty highlander lady would qualify.

I prefer Iron Maidens

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Originally Posted by Atelier-Bagur

I prefer Iron Maidens

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I bet her hugs would hurt cause she's all iron, it'd make me run for the hills, run for my life.

This single thread made me decide that I've had enough of the internet for the night.

Rofl this Thread made my Day.

This is an MMORPG! Let another player do it for ya :3

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Originally Posted by IckeDerTyp

This is an MMORPG! Let another player do it for ya :3

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I would do that but I've been given recently declassified United States Government documents from Senior Intelligent advisors of the Biden administration that IRL biological females don't exist on the internet, there just dudes on there keyboards trolling as females or bots.