I'd like a cardboard box minion, please!

I would like....a cardboard box. Something that works just like the cushion minion that stays in place. Whether it's open on the top (your Mi'qote WILL sit in it, and if you're not one if it fits, they sit in it even if it's not YOUR Mi'qote) or the side (emergency housing, important after another lottery loss!), or even underneath for stealth missions, a cardboard box would be fantastic! Heck, give us all three options for maximum boxminion.

You may laugh, but I bet it'd sell like hotcakes.

Cardboard. Box. Minion.

Well there is a cardboard box furnishing (ironically).... so, I guess that's a logical progression...

Metal gear!?

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Originally Posted by Renalt

Metal gear!?

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A minion to rival Metal Gear!

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Originally Posted by ChoDerecho

A minion to rival Metal Gear!

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Metal gear...GEAR!

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Originally Posted by Enkidoh

Well there is a cardboard box furnishing (ironically).... so, I guess that's a logical progression...

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Yup! But it's not nearly as fun if it's stuck in your apartment or housing. Heck, I'd even take a /boxhide emote (stealth ability not included) to use when that inevitable death mechanic is coming and I just don't want to see the inevitable. I mean, if it works for the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, it'll work for me right?

Cardboard Box Mount that can't fly and gives no speed increase

And if you wanted a box to sit in... I think Fashion Accessory would be the most logical way to go about it.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

Metal gear...GEAR!

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Does it drop from a new boss named Senator Armstrong?

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Metal gear!?

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I want a cardboard box fashion accessory just for Metal Gear memes. xD

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Originally Posted by RitsukoSonoda

Does it drop from a new boss named Senator Armstrong?

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Sounds like a loser who played ball at some cushy Ivy League school!

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Originally Posted by RitsukoSonoda

Does it drop from a new boss named Senator Armstrong?

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They're from Ul'dah.

NANAMO NANOMACHINES, SON!

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Originally Posted by ChoDerecho

They're from Ul'dah.

NANAMO NANOMACHINES, SON!

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They harden in response to flame wars on internet forums!

Honestly, they should make it a reward. Like, you lose out on the lottery at least 10 times, then you get gifted the cardbox minion. I would find it hilarous, but I doubt many people would share that sentiment. ='D

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Originally Posted by Barachim

Honestly, they should make it a reward. Like, like you lose out on the lottery at least 10 times, then you get gifted the cardbox minion. I would find it hilarous, but I doubt many people would share that sentiment. ='D

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Knowing my luck...I'd win when I WANT to lose. I want that Cardboard box. Big Boss knows it's the latest in defense and infiltration technology. Plus it's my safe space.

"Demon Card/Board-Box" whether it is enchanted, haunted, or inhabited. you're better off ignoring it until it's too late.

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Originally Posted by ChoDerecho

They're from Ul'dah.

NANAMO NANOMACHINES, SON!

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And when you clear the duty you get the achievement "Standing here I realize..."

Open on top? It's a time machine!
Open on bottom? It's a transmogrifier!