I would like....a cardboard box. Something that works just like the cushion minion that stays in place. Whether it's open on the top (your Mi'qote WILL sit in it, and if you're not one if it fits, they sit in it even if it's not YOUR Mi'qote) or the side (emergency housing, important after another lottery loss!), or even underneath for stealth missions, a cardboard box would be fantastic! Heck, give us all three options for maximum boxminion.
You may laugh, but I bet it'd sell like hotcakes.
Cardboard. Box. Minion.
I'd like a cardboard box minion, please!
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21/01/2023, 03h49ChoDerechoI'd like a cardboard box minion, please!
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21/01/2023, 03h57Enkidoh
Well there is a cardboard box furnishing (ironically).... so, I guess that's a logical progression...
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21/01/2023, 04h01Renalt
Metal gear!?
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21/01/2023, 04h04ChoDerechoA minion to rival Metal Gear!Citation:
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21/01/2023, 04h05RenaltMetal gear...GEAR!Citation:
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21/01/2023, 04h07ChoDerechoYup! But it's not nearly as fun if it's stuck in your apartment or housing. Heck, I'd even take a /boxhide emote (stealth ability not included) to use when that inevitable death mechanic is coming and I just don't want to see the inevitable. I mean, if it works for the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, it'll work for me right?Citation:
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21/01/2023, 05h57CaptainLagbeard
Cardboard Box Mount that can't fly and gives no speed increase
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21/01/2023, 13h39RitsukoSonodaDoes it drop from a new boss named Senator Armstrong?Citation:
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21/01/2023, 14h05Soge01I want a cardboard box fashion accessory just for Metal Gear memes. xDCitation:
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21/01/2023, 17h13RenaltSounds like a loser who played ball at some cushy Ivy League school!Citation:
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22/01/2023, 05h47ChoDerechoThey're from Ul'dah.Citation:
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22/01/2023, 05h50RenaltThey harden in response to flame wars on internet forums!Citation:
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22/01/2023, 06h21Barachim
Honestly, they should make it a reward. Like, you lose out on the lottery at least 10 times, then you get gifted the cardbox minion. I would find it hilarous, but I doubt many people would share that sentiment. ='D
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22/01/2023, 06h38RenaltKnowing my luck...I'd win when I WANT to lose. I want that Cardboard box. Big Boss knows it's the latest in defense and infiltration technology. Plus it's my safe space.Citation:
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22/01/2023, 13h27GTK0HLK
"Demon Card/Board-Box" whether it is enchanted, haunted, or inhabited. you're better off ignoring it until it's too late.
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22/01/2023, 16h37RitsukoSonodaAnd when you clear the duty you get the achievement "Standing here I realize..."Citation:
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22/01/2023, 19h56Ransom
Open on top? It's a time machine!
Open on bottom? It's a transmogrifier!