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  1. 01-21-2023 03:49 AM #1
    ChoDerecho
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    I'd like a cardboard box minion, please!

    I would like....a cardboard box. Something that works just like the cushion minion that stays in place. Whether it's open on the top (your Mi'qote WILL sit in it, and if you're not one if it fits, they sit in it even if it's not YOUR Mi'qote) or the side (emergency housing, important after another lottery loss!), or even underneath for stealth missions, a cardboard box would be fantastic! Heck, give us all three options for maximum boxminion.

    You may laugh, but I bet it'd sell like hotcakes.

    Cardboard. Box. Minion.
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  2. 01-21-2023 03:57 AM #2
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    Well there is a cardboard box furnishing (ironically).... so, I guess that's a logical progression...
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    Aaaaannnd now I just had a mental image of Lahabrea walking into a store called Bodies R Us and trying on different humans.... >.<

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  3. 01-21-2023 04:01 AM #3
    Renalt
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    Metal gear!?
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  4. 01-21-2023 04:04 AM #4
    ChoDerecho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Metal gear!?
    A minion to rival Metal Gear!
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  5. 01-21-2023 04:05 AM #5
    Renalt
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChoDerecho View Post
    A minion to rival Metal Gear!
    Metal gear...GEAR!
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  6. 01-21-2023 04:07 AM #6
    ChoDerecho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkidoh View Post
    Well there is a cardboard box furnishing (ironically).... so, I guess that's a logical progression...
    Yup! But it's not nearly as fun if it's stuck in your apartment or housing. Heck, I'd even take a /boxhide emote (stealth ability not included) to use when that inevitable death mechanic is coming and I just don't want to see the inevitable. I mean, if it works for the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, it'll work for me right?
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  7. 01-21-2023 05:57 AM #7
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    Cardboard Box Mount that can't fly and gives no speed increase

    And if you wanted a box to sit in... I think Fashion Accessory would be the most logical way to go about it.
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  8. 01-21-2023 01:39 PM #8
    RitsukoSonoda
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Metal gear...GEAR!
    Does it drop from a new boss named Senator Armstrong?
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  9. 01-21-2023 02:05 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Metal gear!?
    I want a cardboard box fashion accessory just for Metal Gear memes. xD
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  10. 01-21-2023 05:13 PM #10
    Renalt
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    Quote Originally Posted by RitsukoSonoda View Post
    Does it drop from a new boss named Senator Armstrong?
    Sounds like a loser who played ball at some cushy Ivy League school!
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.
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