I would like....a cardboard box. Something that works just like the cushion minion that stays in place. Whether it's open on the top (your Mi'qote WILL sit in it, and if you're not one if it fits, they sit in it even if it's not YOUR Mi'qote) or the side (emergency housing, important after another lottery loss!), or even underneath for stealth missions, a cardboard box would be fantastic! Heck, give us all three options for maximum boxminion.

You may laugh, but I bet it'd sell like hotcakes.

Cardboard. Box. Minion.