We need an Inquisition

I want a team of about 100 elezen dressed like Ishgard inquisitors on every server. Their job is to hunt down players suspected of using 3rd party tools. One of the tests can be for the accused to delete their account. If they are innocent, Yoshi P will use his divine power to save their account.

Any ideas on other methods we can use to identify and punish 3rd party heretics?

I'd rather have 100 Elezen conquistadores that inquisit all the non cuddly people!

That sounds like a proper divine goal :3

You mean "If the account stays deleted they were not using tools but if the account is saved they used tools", please learn the proper logic of an inquisition, thanks.

Pitchforks and torches are more the thing no? Why waste your time with an inquisition?

You know they'd be Lalafell and not Elezen lol.

Too much dedicated effort. Just ban everyone to save time.

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Originally Posted by Necrotica

I want a team of about 100 elezen dressed like Ishgard inquisitors on every server. Their job is to hunt down players suspected of using 3rd party tools. One of the tests can be for the accused to delete their account. If they are innocent, Yoshi P will use his divine power to save their account.

Any ideas on other methods we can use to identify and punish 3rd party heretics?

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Get this

WE USE THIRD PARTY TOOLS TO DETECT THIRD PARTY TOOLS.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZ7Q9wIXQAAXG8A.png

Naa, let the bots divert the Inquisition attention and let free reign on 3rd party users. That would at least partly solve the bot issue.

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Originally Posted by Ranaku

You mean "If the account stays deleted they were not using tools but if the account is saved they used tools", please learn the proper logic of an inquisition, thanks.

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You forgot the branding and the kangaroo court procedures that have to happen before all this.

Check yo'self.

Give all pc players a 10 day ban! They will surely never use 3rd party tools after it, i'm 10% certain

I am pretty sure my ban is close. The other day I hit print screen instead of F12. Windows is 3rd party, right?

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Originally Posted by Shriv

I am pretty sure my ban is close. The other day I hit print screen instead of F12. Windows is 3rd party, right?

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The Senate will decide your fate.

Well I didnt expect a thread like this.

just ban all PC players.

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Originally Posted by hagare

just ban all PC players.

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Just move all console players to a separate datacenter, so they dont need to worry about 3rd party tools anymore.
And ban all elezen players, because their physical appearance is illegal.

So, you want lalafells to keep ruining the game I see, damn, such death wishes some people have.

I think you need to take a break and look for better ways to use your time

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Originally Posted by SenorPatty

You forgot the branding and the kangaroo court procedures that have to happen before all this.

Check yo'self.

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isnt that what reddit and the /chan is for?

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Originally Posted by IckeDerTyp

I'd rather have 100 Elezen conquistadores that inquisit all the non cuddly people!

That sounds like a proper divine goal :3

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Fist pump. I'm safe.

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Originally Posted by Axxion

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But, BUT...they're going to savage us with...THE COMFY CHAIR!

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Originally Posted by Axxion

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gosh darn it you beat me to it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj8n4MfhjUc

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Originally Posted by Necrotica

I want a team of about 100 elezen dressed like Ishgard inquisitors on every server. Their job is to hunt down players suspected of using 3rd party tools. One of the tests can be for the accused to delete their account. If they are innocent, Yoshi P will use his divine power to save their account.

Any ideas on other methods we can use to identify and punish 3rd party heretics?

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*turns on 3rd Party Tool*

https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...66/unknown.png

Ban lala's they are clearly a thrid party!!

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Originally Posted by Necrotica

I want a team of about 100 elezen dressed like Ishgard inquisitors on every server. Their job is to hunt down players suspected of using 3rd party tools. One of the tests can be for the accused to delete their account. If they are innocent, Yoshi P will use his divine power to save their account.

Any ideas on other methods we can use to identify and punish 3rd party heretics?

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How about a team of Lalas to report the Elezens...there's nothing worse than guilty accusers XD

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Originally Posted by Necrotica

I want a team of about 100 elezen dressed like Ishgard inquisitors on every server. Their job is to hunt down players suspected of using 3rd party tools. One of the tests can be for the accused to delete their account. If they are innocent, Yoshi P will use his divine power to save their account.

Any ideas on other methods we can use to identify and punish 3rd party heretics?

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count me in if i can be a blond elezen named "Karen Report"

YOU get a ban! YOU get a ban! YOU get a BAN!

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Originally Posted by Necrotica

I want a team of about 100 elezen dressed like Ishgard inquisitors on every server. Their job is to hunt down players suspected of using 3rd party tools. One of the tests can be for the accused to delete their account. If they are innocent, Yoshi P will use his divine power to save their account.

Any ideas on other methods we can use to identify and punish 3rd party heretics?

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........................This both sounds like a Jest for fun...and a Call to action at the same time...