FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

This is the thread to post your entry for the FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest.

Please first refer to the FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest official rules and guidelines. Once you have read and agreed to all of the official details, you can enter the contest by posting your entries as a reply to this thread.

To get an idea of how to enter please read the following example:

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• Player 1: I wish I could finally defeat Ifrit.
  
• Player 2: Granted. You defeat Ifrit. But in that very moment you pass out out of excitement and when you wake up you don‘t remember the fight anymore at all.

  I wish I had my own Chocobo

• Player 3: Granted. You get your own Chocobo but it is so lazy you end up being faster by foot.

  I wish...

• Player 4: [...]

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*Please only reply to this post in English.


A total of 6 winners will be selected, the top entry for both, the best wish and the best way of granting one in each language thread (EN, FR and DE), so for entries in French and German, links are here

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• German

I wish I could defeat Garuda!

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Originally Posted by Sasunaich

I wish I could defeat Garuda!

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Granted but as the DoT effect killed Garuda you die at the exact same time so no real victory can be claimed.

I wish I could commodere my very own airship

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Originally Posted by Eruantien

Granted but as the DoT effect killed Garuda you die at the exact same time so no real victory can be claimed.

I wish I could commodere my very own airship

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Granted but as you fly out on your first flight, the engine broke and you fell down into Mor Dhona's Silvertear Lake.

I wish to be the richest miqo'te in the whole Eorzea!

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Originally Posted by Seirra_Lanzce

Granted but as you fly out on your first flight, the engine broke and you fell down into Mor Dhona's Silvertear Lake.

I wish to be the richest miqo'te in the whole Eorzea!

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Granted, but as you were browsing the market wards you accidently purchased a piece of rock salt for all your gil and now the richest person is Eorzea is a Lalafell with a wily laugh. O~hohohoho!

I wish that I could craft a Mammet to be my friend.

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Originally Posted by Neridine

Granted, but as you were browsing the market wards you accidently purchased a piece of rock salt for all your gil and now the richest person is Eorzea is a Lalafell with a wily laugh. O~hohohoho!

I wish that I could craft a Mammet to be my friend.

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Granted, but as a summoner, your Carbuncle is jealous that you play with the Mammet more and Carbuncle hides it from your view!

I wish that I could be a summoner.

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Originally Posted by Danny

Granted, but as a summoner, your Carbuncle is jealous that you play with the Mammet more and Carbuncle hides it from your view!

I wish that I could be a summoner.

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Granted - However you are blessed with the knowledge of summoning tasty treats for your friends and beverages to boot! You’re no Summoner, you’re a Culinarian! Congratulations!

I wish to soar above the canopies like a feathered fiend!

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Originally Posted by Fadigre

Granted - However you are blessed with the knowledge of summoning tasty treats for your friends and beverages to boot! You’re no Summoner, you’re a Culinarian! Congratulations!

I wish to soar above the canopies like a feathered fiend!

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Granted! You are turned into a dodo, watch out for adventurers!

I wish to see the Community Reps laugh.

Granted - The Community Reps laugh them selves silly as you discard all your Unique/Untradeable items accidently leaning on keyboard while watching tv.

I wish i could tame a drake for my dragoon

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Originally Posted by Hedge

Granted! You are turned into a dodo, watch out for adventurers!

I wish to see the Community Reps laugh.

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Granted but at the time you see the Rep laugh u wake up to find me in Star spangled subligar on the bed

I wish i can Hug Garuda

Granted, but you better watch out because the hunting season is open now...

I wish i could see goofy and donald duck in this game... (or maybe not)

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

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Originally Posted by Black-Cat

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

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Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry :(

I wish I could be a Moogle!

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Originally Posted by Alkar

Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry :(

I wish I could be a Moogle!

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Granted, unfortuneately you did not wish to speak the moogle language as well. Thus you are unable to comprehend the moogles but can still speak your native tongue which forces you to communicate with Eorzeans. This is why some Eorzeans think they can speak to moogles, when in reality they are speaking to Eorzeans-turned-to moogles. The Eorzeans also think you are insane because you attempt to tell them you wished to become a moogle. This leads to your innevitable issolation. But at least you have wings and can fly.

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

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Originally Posted by Matsume

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

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Granted. But it was a dream and when you wake up you were chewing the bed linen.

I wish Dalamud falls on Ul'dah bwahaahaha!

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Originally Posted by Matsume

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

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Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

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Originally Posted by GodaiChikara

Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

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Granted. But you got teleported to Dalamud because there is no where else no one would pick on you.

I wish I could jump to Dalamud and drive my lance through it.

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile. :)

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Originally Posted by GodaiChikara

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

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Granted. A wandering 'alchemist' (that looks surprisingly like two imps, one stood on the others shoulders in a cloak..) gives you a potion that will make you grow every time you 'pack a punch' as a Monk.
Running off with glee, you go off to find some Moogles to punch and finally be the size of every other healthy 'larger' race and never be picked on for your small size again!
Upon finding some poor lone Moogle outside Gridania, you start to punch him around a little and feel yourself growing, little by little, on every punch. In your enthusiasm and joy of receiving your wish you focus your mind and use Hundred Fists.
Everything seems fine until your ability to keep punching with Hundred Fists ends.. It's then that the magic in the growth potion catches up to the ludicrously fast punches you gave and you find yourself growing as big as the forest!
Panicking and afraid, you stomp towards Gridania, crushing the forest under foot. The guards spot you and start calling others to arms. Help! A monsters! A monster of the greenwrath!

There's a new Notorious Monster in Gridania. It's name is Godai Chikara. Can you best the beast?



Wish: To received the spear of Odin himself: Gungnir.

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Originally Posted by Tarusclera

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile. :)

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Granted. But you know how many gill you will spend by the dentist !?!?

I wish to fart as a Dodo!

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Originally Posted by Tarusclera

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile. :)

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Granted! (^_^) But unfortunately your hair begins to grow, and you end up as a phurble, full of hair and unsmiling...

I wish I could get all the achievements and get the title reward: "Achievements Queen of Eorzea" (At least of Ridill...)!!

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Originally Posted by Samwise

Granted. But you know how many gill you will spend by the dentist !?!?

I wish to fart as a Dodo!

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Granted. You begin to fart as a dodo. Low and behold, a party of 8 blackmage adventurers jump out from behind a rock and cast Fire on your farts. Your trail of farts ignite one by one catching up to you. The fire ignites the fart currently escaping your dodo rear and manages to enter your rectum at which point the entirety of your farting gas explodes and cooks you from the inside out. You end up as a fireworks display beside the lesser moon known as Dalamud simultaneously providing a shower of roasted dodo nuggets. You also win the cullinary contest for submitting this recipe.

I wish my Goobue mount had hillbilly blue suspenders, a golden straw hat on it's head and a piece of wheat hanging from it's mouth.

Granted but you degenerate into a Hillbilly as well, your teeth fall out and you spend all your time on a rocking porch mocking adventurers and chugging moonshine.

I wish i had the real (long) musket rifles that are at display at the NPC shop in Limsa Lominsa.

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Originally Posted by Einherei

Granted but you degenerate into a Hillbilly as well, your teeth fall out and you spend all your time on a rocking porch mocking adventurers and chugging moonshine.

I wish i had the real (long) musket rifles that are at display at the NPC shop in Limsa Lominsa.

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Granted, but unfortunately, the musket rifle cannot shot anymore because there is no more gunpowder in the whole Eorzea.

I whis I can /sit on dalamud and laugh at all Eorzeans because they all are going to die!

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Originally Posted by Vivaz

Granted, but unfortunately, the musket rifle cannot shot anymore because there is no more gunpowder in the whole Eorzea.

I whis I can /sit on dalamud and laugh at all Eorzeans because they all are going to die!

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Granted but you get speared by a garlean flag as they claim dominion over dalamud.

I wish i could ride a snurble space hopper style!

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

I wish i could ride a snurble space hopper style!

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Granted: You and your Snurble Space Hopper buddy would bounce across all of Eorzea, having fun together, laughing, playing, casting cure and protect on one another.. Until one day he turns and decides to cast Dia 3 on you, crushing all life out of your little Lalafell body.


Wish: To own my own pirate ship and make fun of that darn Roegadyn in front of the Marauders guild who still doesn't believe I'm a pirate. I even have my own eye patch and everything! Yarrr..

Granted, but a night, when you are traveling through the sea of ​​jade, you are approached by a ghost ship and die of fright. In the end, you joining their crew as a bard.

As Black Mage, i wish to have my High Sorcery Tower.

Granted you recieve your own High Sorcery tower, but it has been cursed by Nael Van Darnus and all those that inhabit it are turned into roegadyns, forever trapped!

I wish I could jump on another lalafel's shoulders and wear and overcoat, pretending to be a roegadyn!

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Originally Posted by PiXelDreaMs

Granted you recieve your own High Sorcery tower, but it has been cursed by Nael Van Darnus and all those that inhabit it are turned into roegadyns, forever trapped!

I wish I could jump on another lalafel's shoulders and wear and overcoat, pretending to be a roegadyn!

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Granted but another lalafell stands on your shoulders making a triple stacked lalafell throwing you into obscurity as no one will ever know your feet nor your face.

I wish we could fire bombs out of cannons.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

As Black Mage, i wish to have my High Sorcery Tower.

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Granted: However your evil deeds cause a Fellowship to rise up against you, leading to your inevitable doom:
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/y...ruman-fall.gif


Wish: We could work things out peacefully with the Garlean Imperials and then go and have afternoon tea in Ishgard together.

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Originally Posted by Narctiss

Wish: We could work things out peacefully with the Garlean Imperials and then go and have afternoon tea in Ishgard together.

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Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

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Originally Posted by Onizuka

Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

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Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

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Originally Posted by Volfield

Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

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Granted, you find Sublimen Reinheart wearing the one and only Legendary Golden Subligar, unfortunately he is enfeebled with heavy and cannot join your party. You perform /em epic facepalm. Reinheart performs /em epic thrust. The two of you fall in love and have babies. These babies wear miniature golden subligar hand crafted by Reinheart himself (with japanese and english translations around the waistband). Forever will your lovers arms remain apart due to Reinhearts unparalleled love for Subligaria.

I wish to win this competition, for real, no jokes or dreams and no linen. TYVM. That's my last and final post.

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Originally Posted by Volfield

I wish i could find a decent man.

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Granted! Here I am! The Ultimate Macho Man!

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...7038001d43.jpg

I wish the Immortal Flames didn't bust me once again at washing my Subligar in the fountain of Ul'dah near The Quicksand...

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Originally Posted by Eruantien

Granted but as the DoT effect killed Garuda you die at the exact same time so no real victory can be claimed.

I wish I could commodere my very own airship

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Originally Posted by Seirra_Lanzce

Granted but as you fly out on your first flight, the engine broke and you fell down into Mor Dhona's Silvertear Lake.

I wish to be the richest miqo'te in the whole Eorzea!

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Originally Posted by Neridine

Granted, but as you were browsing the market wards you accidently purchased a piece of rock salt for all your gil and now the richest person is Eorzea is a Lalafell with a wily laugh. O~hohohoho!

I wish that I could craft a Mammet to be my friend.

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Originally Posted by Danny

Granted, but as a summoner, your Carbuncle is jealous that you play with the Mammet more and Carbuncle hides it from your view!

I wish that I could be a summoner.

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Originally Posted by Fadigre

Granted - However you are blessed with the knowledge of summoning tasty treats for your friends and beverages to boot! You’re no Summoner, you’re a Culinarian! Congratulations!

I wish to soar above the canopies like a feathered fiend!

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Originally Posted by Hedge

Granted! You are turned into a dodo, watch out for adventurers!

I wish to see the Community Reps laugh.

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Originally Posted by Tiyamel

Granted - The Community Reps laugh them selves silly as you discard all your Unique/Untradeable items accidently leaning on keyboard while watching tv.

I wish i could tame a drake for my dragoon

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Originally Posted by Raubahn

Granted but at the time you see the Rep laugh u wake up to find me in Star spangled subligar on the bed

I wish i can Hug Garuda

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Originally Posted by Serpico

Granted, but you better watch out because the hunting season is open now...

I wish i could see goofy and donald duck in this game... (or maybe not)

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Originally Posted by Black-Cat

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

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Originally Posted by Alkar

Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry :(

I wish I could be a Moogle!

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Originally Posted by Khazar

Granted. But it was a dream and when you wake up you were chewing the bed linen.

I wish Dalamud falls on Ul'dah bwahaahaha!

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Originally Posted by GodaiChikara

Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

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Originally Posted by Delsus

Granted. But you got teleported to Dalamud because there is no where else no one would pick on you.

I wish I could jump to Dalamud and drive my lance through it.

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Originally Posted by Tarusclera

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile. :)

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Originally Posted by Narctiss

Wish: To received the spear of Odin himself: Gungnir.

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Originally Posted by Samwise

Granted. But you know how many gill you will spend by the dentist !?!?

I wish to fart as a Dodo!

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Originally Posted by hannabalusa

Granted! (^_^) But unfortunately your hair begins to grow, and you end up as a phurble, full of hair and unsmiling...

I wish I could get all the achievements and get the title reward: "Achievements Queen of Eorzea" (At least of Ridill...)!!

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Originally Posted by Einherei

Granted but you degenerate into a Hillbilly as well, your teeth fall out and you spend all your time on a rocking porch mocking adventurers and chugging moonshine.

I wish i had the real (long) musket rifles that are at display at the NPC shop in Limsa Lominsa.

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Originally Posted by Vivaz

Granted, but unfortunately, the musket rifle cannot shot anymore because there is no more gunpowder in the whole Eorzea.

I whis I can /sit on dalamud and laugh at all Eorzeans because they all are going to die!

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

Granted but you get speared by a garlean flag as they claim dominion over dalamud.

I wish i could ride a snurble space hopper style!

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Originally Posted by Narctiss

Granted: You and your Snurble Space Hopper buddy would bounce across all of Eorzea, having fun together, laughing, playing, casting cure and protect on one another.. Until one day he turns and decides to cast Dia 3 on you, crushing all life out of your little Lalafell body.


Wish: To own my own pirate ship and make fun of that darn Roegadyn in front of the Marauders guild who still doesn't believe I'm a pirate. I even have my own eye patch and everything! Yarrr..

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Granted, but a night, when you are traveling through the sea of ​​jade, you are approached by a ghost ship and die of fright. In the end, you joining their crew as a bard.

As Black Mage, i wish to have my High Sorcery Tower.

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Originally Posted by PiXelDreaMs

Granted you recieve your own High Sorcery tower, but it has been cursed by Nael Van Darnus and all those that inhabit it are turned into roegadyns, forever trapped!

I wish I could jump on another lalafel's shoulders and wear and overcoat, pretending to be a roegadyn!

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Originally Posted by Alaltus

Granted but another lalafell stands on your shoulders making a triple stacked lalafell throwing you into obscurity as no one will ever know your feet nor your face.

I wish we could fire bombs out of cannons.

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Originally Posted by Narctiss

Granted: However your evil deeds cause a Fellowship to rise up against you, leading to your inevitable doom:
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/y...ruman-fall.gif


Wish: We could work things out peacefully with the Garlean Imperials and then go and have afternoon tea in Ishgard together.

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Originally Posted by Onizuka

Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

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Originally Posted by Volfield

Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

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Originally Posted by Onizuka

Granted! Here I am! The Ultimate Macho Man!

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...7038001d43.jpg

I wish the Immortal Flames didn't bust me once again at washing my Subligar in the fountain of Ul'dah near The Quicksand...

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All your wishes are granted, unfortunately you will have to wait until 2.0 for their implementation.

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Originally Posted by Onizuka

Granted! Here I am! The Ultimate Macho Man!

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...7038001d43.jpg

I wish the Immortal Flames didn't bust me once again at washing my Subligar in the fountain of Ul'dah near The Quicksand...

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Granted, but you have to wash the subligar of every Roegadyn in the land, even the pungent pirate!

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

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Originally Posted by Ingolf

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

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Granted, but now you're the only crafter in Eorzea whose crafts randomly implode for no real reason!

I wish that people wouldn't keep putting cookies and potions into my bed while I'm actually sleeping in it...

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Originally Posted by Ingolf

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

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Granted! But as you take up arms with a Disciple of War class again, you discover mice, dodos and whatnot now randomly explode into smithereens and dodo nuggets (see above), leaving the landscape and your hair a bloody mess.

I wish I had Lalafell shaped slippers.

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Originally Posted by Suburp

I wish I had Lalafell shaped slippers.

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Granted. But they are too small for you to wear!

I wish that there was a mode of steam-train transportation!

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Originally Posted by Ingolf

Granted, but you have to wash the subligar of every Roegadyn in the land, even the pungent pirate!

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

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Granted, but now they explode for a real reason unbeknown to you...

I'm on my fifth wish so what the hell, I wish for all darklight pieces.