Request to add a spoon for PLD weapon

I don't know if anyone else here has seen The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance but in it they have a very special Podling named Hup who wants to be a paladin ('paladeen') and his primary weapon of choice is a wooden spoon. I am greatly inspired by Hup, going so far as to keep a wooden spoon next to my person at all times IRL. I've been levelling PLD (sittin' at 70 now) and would so love to be able to wield a wooden spoon like my hero does.

If this is something you'd like to see added as well please show your support in the thread! :o

Honestly more funny weapons in general would be cool yo see.
PLD used to be able to equip daggers, so something spoon sized shouldn't be too weird an ask.

Final Fantasy has its share of joke weapons. FFIV has a Spoon/Kitchen Knife, depending on your translation. FFVII has the best collection, including the classic Nail Bat, Umbrella, and Mop. FFXIV has a few, between the ARR Kettle Relic for MNK and the Gold Saucer weapons, but I'd love to see the list of joke weapons in this game be expanded on.

If the Paladins can have a Giant Spoon instead of a sword...
Can Blue Mages have a giant Spork, instead of a cane, then?... =w=; I would love to see a reference tribute to Quina.

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Originally Posted by Anahlise_Auhn_Giinslai

If the Paladins can have a Giant Spoon instead of a sword...
Can Blue Mages have a giant Spork, instead of a cane, then?... =w=; I would love to see a reference tribute to Quina.

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Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Quina ends up being a boss in the masked carnival. Would be great!

Fitting since they’re they golden child of tanks, blessed with everything…oh, that wasn’t your intention huh.

Yes please, a joke weapon line (maybe as an event or for MGP) would be great.
Some ideas:

PLD: Plate and Spoon
WAR: Baseball Bat
DRK:
GNB: Nerf Gun

WHM: Lamp
SCH: Colouring book
AST: Snowglobe
SGE:

MNK: Boxing Gloves
DRG: Mop
NIN: Screwdrivers
SAM:
RPR:

BRD: Toy bow with sticky arrows
MCH: Water Pistol
DNC: Frisbees

BLM: Broom
SMN: Pop-up book
RDM: Umbrella

BLU: Fork

Every character in VII had a funny goof off weapon.

And here I thought someone wanted to be a spoony PLD instead of BRD.

only if i can one-shot odin with it (ff4). but... it's a ninja weapon!

Love seeing the passion for silly weapons in this thread. Learning that FFIV had a spoon (slash kitchen knife) as a weapon gives me a stupid amount of hope, haha. Also, yes! A spork to honour Quina would be amazing. God knows we have enough froge in XIV to warrant a Quina appearance.

Bumping this thread to show support!

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Originally Posted by Garnix

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Quina ends up being a boss in the masked carnival. Would be great!

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Could be a tough fight, honestly, with them eating the other monsters in the room to become increasingly powerful via added abilities...