I don't know if anyone else here has seen The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance but in it they have a very special Podling named Hup who wants to be a paladin ('paladeen') and his primary weapon of choice is a wooden spoon. I am greatly inspired by Hup, going so far as to keep a wooden spoon next to my person at all times IRL. I've been levelling PLD (sittin' at 70 now) and would so love to be able to wield a wooden spoon like my hero does.

If this is something you'd like to see added as well please show your support in the thread!