The End of Days...

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All this mumbo jumbo about the World ending that the Mayans predicted and every thing. I get it now. See, the end of the world wasn't coming on Earth...The end of the world was coming to Eorzea. So now it all makes sense. The Mayans and other future predictors are just a bunch of gamers too!

So here is what happened. They were all sophisticated with technology and didn't want to tell anyone. SO, the created ways to unleash this technology. What you have read about everything was just written by the UMEODG (United Mayan End of Days Group), and yes this includes the Twilight books. Turns out the Mayans are all team Jacob. They would randomly leave technology laying around the world for people to find. You honestly thought your cell phone was created by your average human? OH man come on! The Iphone, found strapped to the back of a humpback whale off the coast of Antarctica. The computer, found in a box in some guys garage that ended up taking credit for it.

So you see, Mayans aren't actually humans, well regular humans at least. They are more like the Underwear gnomes. Dropping off technology for us to find. BUT!!!! When the company SE was formed, it was formed by Mayans. They saw this day coming. They knew in the 14th Umbral Era (hint FFXIV) that the planets would align and the end would come. Unfortunately somewhere down the line, the idea that Earth was going to end rather than Eorzea got put out there. BUT NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE! In 2012 Eorzea is going to end just like they predicted...


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I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Which in my case I was bored and don't have enough time to log in and get stuff done before would so I thought I work contribute as much as I possibly can.

I'm glad somebody has made this joke, too!

Total sidenote but have you ever seen the ridiculous correlation between end of the world prophecies and recessions? Talk about a social force that is capable of altering perception! Nothing is grimmer than the immovable object which is economics.

100% enjoyed reading and thanks for the laugh!

If I were Mayan... I'd be offended....

lol, I doubt anything of FFXIV destruction is related to the 2012 ( soon to be falsely predicted). This whole 2012 thing is no different than the 2000 scare, and every other falsely predicted Doomsday!

LOL well done.

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Originally Posted by Starlord

lol, I doubt anything of FFXIV destruction is related to the 2012 ( soon to be falsely predicted). This whole 2012 thing is no different than the 2000 scare, and every other falsely predicted Doomsday!

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My computer totally went dead on 01/01/2000. Worked later that day though...had to turn it on.

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Originally Posted by Starlord

lol, I doubt anything of FFXIV destruction is related to the 2012 ( soon to be falsely predicted). This whole 2012 thing is no different than the 2000 scare, and every other falsely predicted Doomsday!

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I don't think any of it is false, I just think people read too much into it. Dec 21 2012, is just the winter solstice of 2012, which if anyone knows anything about the mayan calendar that is when it ends. It also marks the end of several other natural cycles which were also noted by the mayans, stars/planets moving across the sky and whatnot. The thing is, the cycles start over once they end, but all the doomsayers kinda ignore that.

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

I don't think any of it is false, I just think people read too much into it. Dec 21 2012, is just the winter solstice of 2012, which if anyone knows anything about the mayan calendar that is when it ends. It also marks the end of several other natural cycles which were also noted by the mayans, stars/planets moving across the sky and whatnot. The thing is, the cycles start over once they end, but all the doomsayers kinda ignore that.

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Hence, FFXIV Version 2.0. When the cycles start over...SE is sooo being run by the Mayans.

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

I don't think any of it is false, I just think people read too much into it. Dec 21 2012, is just the winter solstice of 2012, which if anyone knows anything about the mayan calendar that is when it ends. It also marks the end of several other natural cycles which were also noted by the mayans, stars/planets moving across the sky and whatnot. The thing is, the cycles start over once they end, but all the doomsayers kinda ignore that.

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The People making the Doomsday prediction and using the Mayan Calender as its source, and how they are using the information and ignoring the actual truth on what the Mayan Calender actually is.. That's the part that is False.

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

I don't think any of it is false, I just think people read too much into it. Dec 21 2012, is just the winter solstice of 2012, which if anyone knows anything about the mayan calendar that is when it ends. It also marks the end of several other natural cycles which were also noted by the mayans, stars/planets moving across the sky and whatnot. The thing is, the cycles start over once they end, but all the doomsayers kinda ignore that.

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I get a kick whenever people bring this fact up. Or the fact that the calendar has reset numerous times. The Mayan people have predicted nothing more accurately than any other group. They used an astrological calendar, which, in and of itself, is a fairly simple observation.

If you want an even funnier kick just ask non-NA players what they think - the general answer is "the what in 2012?"

I created a monster. /joy

Doomsday /airquotes

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I get a kick whenever people bring this fact up. Or the fact that the calendar has reset numerous times.

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It resets at the winter solstice every year.

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The Mayan people have predicted nothing more accurately than any other group. They used an astrological

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Actually they have. They mayan calendar does not require a leap year. But we modern westerners aren't afforded the luxury of having the room to all have a massive stone structure in our backyards just so that we can know what day of the year it is.

Interesting fact: the calendar (which are actually those pyramid looking buildings) causes a shadow to be cast on the ground. There are rocks placed on the ground around the temples that look like a serpent's head, during the solstice the tip of the shadow lines up directly with the serpent head. At which point they would celebrate by sacrificing the winners of a game that's much like basketball to their gods.

Also, If you really want to go off the deep end with 2012 conspiracy theories, look into Terrance McKenna's work on the subject. It's interesting stuff, whether or not you believe it.

i have to put this

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpYtLcRKuPk

If you all can fit your '2012 thoery is about eorzea' thoery around this, I'll be on board. :P

http://www.viewzone.com/timewavex.html

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Originally Posted by Answa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpYtLcRKuPk

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Great vid. Thanks for the post. Unnaturally interesting.

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

If you all can fit your '2012 thoery is about eorzea' thoery around this, I'll be on board. :P

http://www.viewzone.com/timewavex.html

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Remember! According to my story.....MAYANS WROTE EVERYTHING! You have been deceived Molly Millions! Wait...does that make me mayan? crap...

Well, time for work. Gotta make that money to fund the UMEODG. Weird that we are paying to see the world end? Man, Yves hit the nail on the head earlier, economics sure do impact everything!

Mayans should be the new race they are thinking about adding.

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

Also, If you really want to go off the deep end with 2012 conspiracy theories, look into Terrance McKenna's work on the subject. It's interesting stuff, whether or not you believe it.

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I'm always game for a good read - regardless of what side of sanity or argument it falls on. Thanks for the recommendation!

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In an age long ago when the Mayans ruled, a group of zombies were found and eradicated the Mayans before they could finish the story. So once every century, these zombies return to infest the Mayan world, but there's a twist this time around in December 2012...

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The zombies were cursed last century and now will begin to mass-produce and conquer the world.

So now zombies are going to take over FFXIV? Zombie Mode FFXIV ftw.

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So now zombies are going to take over FFXIV? Zombie Mode FFXIV ftw.

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Absolutely!

You cannot have a modern-day video game and not expect to have a zombie apocalypse...

I love how were helping FFXIV here... Great now Yoshi-P is going to put Zombies into a FF game... Just like every other Game Changing Idea people come up with! :P

I want to fight Zombies! Also nice one OP lol I have thought the same many times haha

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Originally Posted by Starlord

I love how were helping FFXIV here... Great now Yoshi-P is going to put Zombies into a FF game... Just like every other Game Changing Idea people come up with! :P

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You sound like you're a zombiphobic! You are, aren't you!? :D

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Originally Posted by Dragon

You sound like you're a zombiphobic! You are, aren't you!? :D

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This is why I love Final Fantasy.. its so.. Non-Zombieish lol :P

the people that is reading these predictions is doing it wrong.

What they should say instead is new age, new aeon, or eon. Not end of time, or end of the world mokojumbo. Aeon originally means "life", and/or "being", "age", "forever" or "for eternity". Geologists refer to it as the largest subdivision of time on the geologic time scale.