The End of Days...

[Etheos]

So,

All this mumbo jumbo about the World ending that the Mayans predicted and every thing. I get it now. See, the end of the world wasn't coming on Earth...The end of the world was coming to Eorzea. So now it all makes sense. The Mayans and other future predictors are just a bunch of gamers too!

So here is what happened. They were all sophisticated with technology and didn't want to tell anyone. SO, the created ways to unleash this technology. What you have read about everything was just written by the UMEODG (United Mayan End of Days Group), and yes this includes the Twilight books. Turns out the Mayans are all team Jacob. They would randomly leave technology laying around the world for people to find. You honestly thought your cell phone was created by your average human? OH man come on! The Iphone, found strapped to the back of a humpback whale off the coast of Antarctica. The computer, found in a box in some guys garage that ended up taking credit for it.

So you see, Mayans aren't actually humans, well regular humans at least. They are more like the Underwear gnomes. Dropping off technology for us to find. BUT!!!! When the company SE was formed, it was formed by Mayans. They saw this day coming. They knew in the 14th Umbral Era (hint FFXIV) that the planets would align and the end would come. Unfortunately somewhere down the line, the idea that Earth was going to end rather than Eorzea got put out there. BUT NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE! In 2012 Eorzea is going to end just like they predicted...

[Etheos]

I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Which in my case I was bored and don't have enough time to log in and get stuff done before would so I thought I work contribute as much as I possibly can.

[Yves]

I'm glad somebody has made this joke, too!

Total sidenote but have you ever seen the ridiculous correlation between end of the world prophecies and recessions? Talk about a social force that is capable of altering perception! Nothing is grimmer than the immovable object which is economics.

100% enjoyed reading and thanks for the laugh!

[HiirNoivl]

If I were Mayan... I'd be offended....

[Starlord]

lol, I doubt anything of FFXIV destruction is related to the 2012 ( soon to be falsely predicted). This whole 2012 thing is no different than the 2000 scare, and every other falsely predicted Doomsday!

[R0ssdaddy]

LOL well done.

[Etheos]

lol, I doubt anything of FFXIV destruction is related to the 2012 ( soon to be falsely predicted). This whole 2012 thing is no different than the 2000 scare, and every other falsely predicted Doomsday!

My computer totally went dead on 01/01/2000. Worked later that day though...had to turn it on.

[Molly_Millions]

lol, I doubt anything of FFXIV destruction is related to the 2012 ( soon to be falsely predicted). This whole 2012 thing is no different than the 2000 scare, and every other falsely predicted Doomsday!

I don't think any of it is false, I just think people read too much into it. Dec 21 2012, is just the winter solstice of 2012, which if anyone knows anything about the mayan calendar that is when it ends. It also marks the end of several other natural cycles which were also noted by the mayans, stars/planets moving across the sky and whatnot. The thing is, the cycles start over once they end, but all the doomsayers kinda ignore that.

[Etheos]

I don't think any of it is false, I just think people read too much into it. Dec 21 2012, is just the winter solstice of 2012, which if anyone knows anything about the mayan calendar that is when it ends. It also marks the end of several other natural cycles which were also noted by the mayans, stars/planets moving across the sky and whatnot. The thing is, the cycles start over once they end, but all the doomsayers kinda ignore that.

Hence, FFXIV Version 2.0. When the cycles start over...SE is sooo being run by the Mayans.

[Starlord]

I don't think any of it is false, I just think people read too much into it. Dec 21 2012, is just the winter solstice of 2012, which if anyone knows anything about the mayan calendar that is when it ends. It also marks the end of several other natural cycles which were also noted by the mayans, stars/planets moving across the sky and whatnot. The thing is, the cycles start over once they end, but all the doomsayers kinda ignore that.

The People making the Doomsday prediction and using the Mayan Calender as its source, and how they are using the information and ignoring the actual truth on what the Mayan Calender actually is.. That's the part that is False.