Here's part one: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...%28Part-One%29
And now, part two... These are the choices...
Zenos.
Raubahn.
MALE WARRIOR OF LIGHT.
Zenos is there because he's an awesome kind of evil. I remember the scene when Zenos had the opportunity to kill the warrior of light but didn't, simply urging him to survive and get stronger for their next fight. I love such kind of evilness. Reminds me of Akuma from Tekken 7 and Street Fighter. Also, this may not be obvious to a lot but the guy is buff. I know he's covered in thick armor but I am SURE there's muscle inside of that. I'm just SURE.
Raubahn is there partly because he actually looks like Akuma. One of my favorite solo duties was when you had to fight him in that Coerthas Grand Melee. He's a quintessential masculine man, on par with the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger and other such people. (Rambo, Superman, the mustachioed bald guy in Full-Metal Alchemist, etc)
Here's the last part... MALE WARRIOR OF LIGHT. I'm biased in a way so forgive me. I play a male Roegadyn and in all the times I've played him, I've grown to love him. Not in a sexual way because I'm a straight male, but in an admiring-his-strength kind of way. He's my main character and I've played him a lot. But honestly, it's not just him. I also have a special fondness to the A Realm Reborn/Heavensward poster boy. He seemed to have gotten older in Stormblood so I'm focusing on the earlier him. In A Realm Reborn, I loved his axe-swinging abilities...
What are your thoughts? Which is the sexiest of these three?
The sex-appeal contest thread. (Part Two)
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09-18-2018, 10:10 AMSuper_Bee_BrianThe sex-appeal contest thread. (Part Two)
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09-18-2018, 10:18 AMMarniDawg
Zenos
He is my friend forever -
09-18-2018, 10:19 AMHestzhyen
What? No Alphinaud, Aymeric, Thancred, or even Godbert?
But we can vote on Derplander?
This contest is a sham! -
09-18-2018, 10:59 AMMagic-Malhttp://i.imgur.com/RsHlZct.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Hestzhyen
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09-18-2018, 10:59 AMMomomiMomi
Aymeric wins by default.
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09-18-2018, 11:06 AMHestzhyenI accept the consequences of admitting that I think Alphinaud is cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic-Mal
I will not run or hide from the fact that I think he deserves a hug, some headpats, and a hot cup of tea in a quiet area away from all the chaos. I would happily abuse my position as WoL to beat up people who try to take advantage of his (admittedly vanishing) naivete. I would even bring him back some cool souvenirs from all the far-flung places I travel to just to give him a little happiness in the face of the looming threats against the Scions and the world itself.
Alright Mr. Hansen I'm ready for my interview now. -
09-18-2018, 11:09 AMSuper_Bee_Brian"Liking" Alphinaud is not wrong. But keep in mind that this thread is about SEXINESS. Which means there's SEX involved. If you label a kid as sexy, you're in for a real treat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hestzhyen
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09-18-2018, 11:24 AMHestzhyen"Sexiness" was out the window when you nominated derplander and Zenos over Aymeric though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Super_Bee_Brian
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09-18-2018, 11:54 AMMoroMurasaki
Hien.
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09-18-2018, 12:05 PMDualgunner
Isn't age of consent in Japan 14?
Alphinaud is like 16.
Get out of here Hansen
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09-18-2018, 12:40 PMKaivaCClearly, you are not familiar with Rule 34.Quote:
Originally Posted by Super_Bee_Brian
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09-18-2018, 12:50 PMUielyave
I want Zenos to Dom me
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09-18-2018, 01:44 PMhynaku
I wouldn't pick ether. I have to pick Greg to be my winner. I just love how many arms he has.
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09-18-2018, 01:45 PMFredco191
Zenos. He appreciates my determination.
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09-18-2018, 02:02 PMBonbori
Invalid. No Nero.
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09-18-2018, 02:08 PMLunavi
None of the three are in my opinion good looking at all. Musclebricks and shoulder pads the size of a Gobbue are not exactly what I find attractive at all, I do rather find it repulsive. Like, a little muscles like a track and field athlete can look nice on certain people, but when it looks like you on purpose hit the gym to go to the beach it just looks desperate and unsexy af.
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09-18-2018, 02:09 PMKishi
Zenos of course...what a man...
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09-18-2018, 03:07 PMRokke
Aymeric is the correct answer.
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09-18-2018, 03:17 PMMuseTraveller
No Magnai!? Your contest isn't worth his radiance anyway.
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09-18-2018, 05:19 PMPondHollow
I'm gonna have to go with
Arbert -
09-18-2018, 05:50 PMCeridwenae
Whilst I'm happy you did post this thread, your choices are clearly wrong. Where is Aymeric? Where is ...? Oh, no. That's it. That's my vote.
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09-18-2018, 06:51 PMTheMightyMollusk
I feel like including the WoL is cheating, unless you specifically mean the default Derplander. Otherwise everyone has their own version and it's too broad of a category.
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09-19-2018, 04:24 AMSuper_Bee_BrianWho the heck is Greg?Quote:
Originally Posted by hynaku
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09-19-2018, 04:48 AMBahati
I'd take Derplander out of the three. I don't need a man to be jacked with muscle and huge nor an edgy queen with a golf bag full swords.
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09-19-2018, 04:55 AMSuper_Bee_BrianI adore this answer...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahati
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09-19-2018, 05:26 AMTheMightyMolluskGilgamesh. Hildebrand is bad with names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Super_Bee_Brian
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09-19-2018, 05:30 AMAnine
Excuse me, but where's Aymeric?
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09-19-2018, 06:29 AMRyuDragnier
I believe you forgot Haurchefant. :-)
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09-19-2018, 06:36 AMSenorPatty
Me: Zenos seems to be the kind of foeyay guy to jump on the fray as you're surrounded by mooks and declare that only he gets to stab you passionately and no one else.
Friend: eww
Me: platonically you dingus
Friend: Oh, ok yeah I can see how--
Me: *licks lips* and sexu--
Friend:NOOOOOOOOO -
09-19-2018, 09:16 AMTheMightyMollusk
Bed Sidurgu, wed Raubahn, behead Zenos.
What? -
09-19-2018, 10:20 AMMomoeMoe
Pipin Tarupin and his sexy manly voice.
https://youtu.be/gTWiGaOu2aU