This is why we can't have nice things. (-_-)''''

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11-04-2016, 01:22 PM
Cherie

This is why we can't have nice things. (-_-)''''

http://i.imgur.com/Ud20fAN.jpg

I think maybe I pull a arrow back too hard or something. Can anyone help me fix it?

http://i.imgur.com/6f0z4h7.jpg
11-04-2016, 03:55 PM
Arrik

https://s13.postimg.org/jpnuao0w7/ff...016_203857.png

Slightly relevant but I had another bow-related issue this patch.
11-04-2016, 04:24 PM
Ichimaru-san

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Originally Posted by Arrik

https://s13.postimg.org/jpnuao0w7/ff...016_203857.png

Slightly relevant but I had another bow-related issue this patch.

W-Wha--..is that the Anima bow..with the Padjali Quiver?!
11-04-2016, 06:40 PM
LarienTiwele

Apparently they took classes in MCH and decided to try shooting Aether Arrows instead of Aether Bullets...
11-04-2016, 07:28 PM
Culfinrandir

They are truly hideous. They're probably running out of ideas for bows by now though.
11-05-2016, 12:51 AM
Powe

LOL, like omg this is hilarious
11-05-2016, 12:59 AM
Kaurie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Culfinrandir

They are truly hideous. They're probably running out of ideas for bows by now though.

At least you have a lot of good options. Books ... :'(
11-05-2016, 01:25 AM
Chalbee

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Originally Posted by Kaurie

At least you have a lot of good options. Books ... :'(

^^^ purple rectangle, green rectangle, blue rectangle, rectangle with feather glued to the back...
11-05-2016, 02:32 AM
Cinno

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Originally Posted by Chalbee

purple rectangle, green rectangle, blue rectangle, rectangle with feather glued to the back...

The choices are endless......
11-05-2016, 02:50 AM
FoxyAreku

I didn't get a picture, but I had an error with the lore bow once. The string randomly expanded into a weird black bar when I was attacking.

I swear with these bow errors and the way bard's legs disjoint when you use rain of death after certain skills bards are just an aesthetic mess this expansion.
11-05-2016, 02:54 AM
Khanscott

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Originally Posted by Cinno

The choices are endless......

SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.
11-05-2016, 02:58 AM
Kosmos992k

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Originally Posted by Khanscott

SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.

Doesn't the old Ironworks Scholar book have twin tablets (or PDAs) deploying when you open it? I like that one myself.
11-05-2016, 04:16 AM
Cherie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khanscott

SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.

I find how the new relic upgrade is called "sharpened" makes scholar/summoner books seem even more hilarious. Those sharpened books are going to give enemies the WORST papercuts!
11-05-2016, 04:26 AM
Kosmos992k

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie

I find how the new relic upgrade is called "sharpened" makes scholar/summoner books seem even more hilarious. Those sharpened books are going to give enemies the WORST papercuts!

The sharper precision of the math and crispness of the characters in the books result in a 1.5% increase in killing efficiency. My calculations show that future upgrades will further sharpen our books until we are able to cause an AoE papercut of epic proportions.
11-05-2016, 04:32 AM
Magic-Mal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kosmos992k

The sharper precision of the math and crispness of the characters in the books result in a 1.5% increase in killing efficiency. My calculations show that future upgrades will further sharpen our books until we are able to cause an AoE papercut of epic proportions.

I think sharpened is just referring to a sharpened reading difficulty curve!
11-05-2016, 04:40 AM
Friggan

like this?

http://i.imgur.com/1xIE9mM.jpg
11-05-2016, 04:45 AM
MilesSaintboroguh

And AST cards are not sharp?
11-05-2016, 05:05 AM
LineageRazor

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Originally Posted by MilesSaintboroguh

And AST cards are not sharp?

ASTs get a sharpened Star Globe instead.

A... sharpened globe.

GLOBE.

/facepalm
11-05-2016, 05:07 AM
MilesSaintboroguh

Quote:

Originally Posted by LineageRazor

ASTs get a sharpened Star Globe instead.

A... sharpened globe.

GLOBE.

/facepalm

HEY! That can poke an eye out.
11-05-2016, 06:06 AM
greenguy

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Originally Posted by LineageRazor

ASTs get a sharpened Star Globe instead.

A... sharpened globe.

GLOBE.

/facepalm

And they don't even attack with the globe, the literally use their cards to give paper cuts. (which I find hilarious)
11-05-2016, 06:40 PM
Culfinrandir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaurie

At least you have a lot of good options. Books ... :'(

Alas, I am a SCH. I know your pain deeply.
11-05-2016, 07:02 PM
Jetstream_Fox

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Originally Posted by FoxyAreku

I swear with these bow errors and the way bard's legs disjoint when you use rain of death after certain skills bards are just an aesthetic mess this expansion.

That's mostly because SE decided only to animate certain body parts per skill. Like I think Empyeral Arrow and Rain of Death conflict because EA uses the lower body and RoD is top body skill. MCH would look like a BRD as well if they had a skill they could "cancel" into from Clean Shot. MNK has/had it pretty bad, I remember watching MNKs back in 2.X snap out of their auto roundhouse kick into a punch so fast you would think they were yoga instructors.