HUMOR - If Hogwarts students played FFXIV

Which house would the sorting hat put you in? ;) :D


Ravenclaw

http://i.imgur.com/67ZSFLs.png

If you use ability A followed by ability B and then calculate in the global cooldown timer, multiply X by Y and add 25 for the bonuses you receive from using this HQ piece of food which is added to the overall melded stats on your accessories you should be able to maximize your dps. Then all you need to do is stand here and wait for the boss to use this ability, then move 8.25 yalms to the south east while the boss readies....



Hufflepuff

http://i.imgur.com/6UxELTY.png

Look at my pretty hair and my fluffy wuffy tail. Oh my god! Did you see this pretty pretty glamour piece? It's soooooo cuuuuuuute.




Gryffindor

http://i.imgur.com/mZ4bIvD.png

Come. Together we shall embark on a heroic quest to save the realm from the evil forces of the Garleans. Wait. You know not what to do? Have no fear, for I shall guide you along your path. Here, take this robe and this staff to help you on our journey. Now go and get the quest from the Waking Sands, I shall wait while you watch the cutscene, it matters not. Go and enjoy all the game has to offer!




Slytherin

http://i.imgur.com/FXhRNcq.png

Ugh. You are going to fast/slow. What do you mean "do my job", are you kidding me? This is not the way I play or the way I do things so you just have to deal with it you elitist. I don't care, cause I am the only one in this group who matters. Wait, why do you have that loot and not me? You "worked for it"? This is just a game, I don't have time for the. Stop being an elitist! NERFS! NOW!

So Hufflepuff is Glamor nazis and Gryffindor is RPers? I'm somewhere in between the two :P

ALL OF THEM *__*
But I guess it's 80% Hufflepuff with 16% Gryffindor, 3% Slytherin and 1% Ravenclaw.

Gryffindor here, probably.

Gryffindor mainly, with a strong touch of Hufflepuff. :p

Slytherin is incorrect, since I am one

They would be more the actual elitists that people complain about, not the ones who are complaining against them.

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Originally Posted by AskaRay

They would be more the actual elitists that people complain about, not the ones who are complaining against them.

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I think they would mainly just be the type of person who only cares about their own progress. Be it in an elitist way ("Oh my god, you filthy casual, do you not even know how to keep up with someone as awesome as me? Look at my perfect paser numbers! What, I stood in all AoEs to get them? So what? Don't talk to me unless you are able to push out the same numbers I do!") or in the aforementioned way of "I'm ENTITLED to get this content done, I pay for it! So if you have to nerf it to make it fit my standards, do it!"

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Originally Posted by Atoli

I think they would mainly just be the type of person who only cares about their own progress. Be it in an elitist way ("Oh my god, you filthy casual, do you not even know how to keep up with someone as awesome as me? Look at my perfect paser numbers! What, I stood in all AoEs to get them? So what? Don't talk to me unless you are able to push out the same numbers I do!") or in the aforementioned way of "I'm ENTITLED to get this content done, I pay for it! So if you have to nerf it to make it fit my standards, do it!"

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Ah true, that makes sense.

Carry on, wizards and witches :D

I'd probably be dumped in Gryffindor.

Out of the options given, Hufflepuff all the way!

In all the Hogwatrs quizzes, I've always been sorted in Hufflepuff... Even after reading your list, I am still Hufflepuff (with a tiny bit of Gryffindor).:o

So I'm Slytherin (more of the "why did you win that roll and not me" and some mild impatientness in dungeons, not so much a nerf needer XD) and Hufflepuff?

I'm basically an impatient asshole that gets distracted by fluffy Miqo'te and adorable glamors?

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Actually, that sounds about accur--OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT CUTE LIL' FUZZY BABY MIQO'TE. /pet /pet /pet

[EDIT] When I take house quizzes, I always get sorted into either Hufflepuff or Slytherin too. I don't even know how I manage it since they're nothing alike.

Honestly don't know if I'm Gryffindor or Hufflepuff based on the OP. I guess more of the former, but the vast majority of my gil does also go into glamour gear and prisms so...

Ravenclaw. Hufflepuff outside of raid.

But if we are actually talking Harry Potter I'm Slytherin all the way. People may not realize it but I'm a cunning, evil little b--uh. Ahem. Cute fluffy things are cute.

Can I be in Slytherin because I like snakes...and also kill most of the people in it?

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Originally Posted by AskaRay

They would be more the actual elitists that people complain about, not the ones who are complaining against them.

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I'd see them as a little bit of both. They'd be the elitists that only want to play with others who meet their standards and can get things done and the players that fish for carries at others' expense, or both the casuals who claim "this is my play style and I pay monthly to play this game" and the ones that assume speed run and run off then get mad when they wipe. Or both the "it's too hard, nerf it!" and the "I don't want filthy casuals in my hardcore content, nerfs are killing this game!" mind sets. Just those who consider their time and advancement in the game to be more important than everyone and everything else no matter what side of the argument they're on.

But that aside, that discription of hufflepuff describes me perfectly.

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Originally Posted by MicahZerrshia

If you use ability A followed by ability B and then calculate in the global cooldown timer, multiply X by Y and add 25 for the bonuses you receive from using this HQ piece of food which is added to the overall melded stats on your accessories you should be able to maximize your dps. Then all you need to do is stand here and wait for the boss to use this ability, then move 8.25 yalms to the south east while the boss readies....

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...So pretty much all raiders?

i cant really say i identify with any of these haha
welp time to go join the dementors!

All of these horrify me. I suppose the only one I could tolerate being in is Ravenclaw :/

Hufflepuff with a dash of slytherin D:

I am doomed to be in Ravenclaw it seems O___o;;;
No escape \o/!

Hmm... after reading those descriptions... I'm in...

Magic Public School. Yeah, none of those things represents me at all. Go Heathrow Hags! /cheer

As a Slytherin i feel misrepresented.

The difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin is that, after an argument, a Gryffindor will gather great pleasure from storming out and slamming a door, while a Slytherin would gather great pleasure in leaving it open, knowing that the other person would have to get up and close it.

Also to mention

Gryffindors are more about protecting their friends lives.
Slytherins are more about preserving their friends lives.

A Gryffindor would die for you
A Ravenclaw would find a way for everyone to live.
A Hufflepuff would die with you
A Slytherin would kill for you.

... For some reason, I always get sorted with Gryffindor on the sorting house quizzes...


... and it appears this thread is no different. LOL

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Originally Posted by Averax

As a Slytherin i feel misrepresented.

The difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin is that, after an argument, a Gryffindor will gather great pleasure from storming out and slamming a door, while a Slytherin would gather great pleasure in leaving it open, knowing that the other person would have to get up and close it.

Also to mention

Gryffindors are more about protecting their friends lives.
Slytherins are more about preserving their friends lives.

A Gryffindor would die for you
A Ravenclaw would find a way for everyone to live.
A Hufflepuff would die with you
A Slytherin would kill for you.

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so much this! I'm a Hufflepuff at heart but it's a shame how Slytherins are so underappreciated and just labeled as the bad guys and nothing else
It's a great house and they don't deserve this QQ (though I also blame JK for this)

Ravenclaw with a touch of Gryffindor. I get the feeling most of the forum is going to be hufflepuff.

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Originally Posted by Averax

A Gryffindor would die for you
A Ravenclaw would find a way for everyone to live.
A Hufflepuff would die with you
A Slytherin would kill for you.

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Why isn't there a house that "would let you die alone"? 'Cause I'd so be in that house.

Y'all wanna go get yourselves killed? That's cool. I'll sit here and drink my butterbeer. Let me know how it goes. XD

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Originally Posted by Selli

Why isn't there a house that "would let you die alone"? 'Cause I'd so be in that house.

Y'all wanna go get yourselves killed? That's cool. I'll sit here and drink my butterbeer. Let me know how it goes. XD

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Welcome to Magic Public School. Now say it with me, "Go Heathrow Hags!"

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Originally Posted by Averax

As a Slytherin i feel misrepresented.

The difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin is that, after an argument, a Gryffindor will gather great pleasure from storming out and slamming a door, while a Slytherin would gather great pleasure in leaving it open, knowing that the other person would have to get up and close it.

Also to mention

Gryffindors are more about protecting their friends lives.
Slytherins are more about preserving their friends lives.

A Gryffindor would die for you
A Ravenclaw would find a way for everyone to live.
A Hufflepuff would die with you
A Slytherin would kill for you.

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This man

When I told my friends I was sorted into Slytherin they were all like "wow I'm sorry you're evil" I was like "????????????"

Slytherin represeeent

Should I be ashamed of the fact that I'd most likely be Ravenclaw? It's not on purpose and I don't particularly push people to do 100%, but I subconsciously work on my rotations within my head even when I'm not on the game, and having to compensate for my lag makes me use minimalistic movements to dodge attacks and stay in safe zones......

Other than that, I'd say mainly Griffindor when it comes to dealing with other players, so long as they acknowledge their faults and don't try to push blame onto others.....

I'd say mostly Ravenclaw but with a little bit of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff too.

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Originally Posted by Averax

A Gryffindor would die for you
A Ravenclaw would find a way for everyone to live.
A Hufflepuff would die with you
A Slytherin would kill for you.

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Following the real HP thing, I'd be Slytherin.

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Originally Posted by Selli

[EDIT] When I take house quizzes, I always get sorted into either Hufflepuff or Slytherin too. I don't even know how I manage it since they're nothing alike.

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Nothing wrong with ambition combined with loyalty, really. Not all Slytherins are "my progress at the expense of everyone else >:[" and not all Hufflepuffs are "who cares about progress when you can have friends? ♥" (I'd say very few people fill those stereotypes, actually) ^_^

Personally, I'd probably be Hufflepuff/Gryffindor =)

ravenclaw 50% then 33.3% of the others :o

99% ravenclaw, i do every little thing with calculation, even when joining FC/LS

1% hufflepuff, because i love glamour

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Originally Posted by Warlyx

ravenclaw 50% then 33.3% of the others :o

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That's 149.9%! =O

But in all seriousness, I'd definitely be, like 60% Hufflepuff, 20% Gryffindor, 15% Ravenclaw, 5% Slytherin, and only that 5% Slytherin because I'm a bit salty at how strict raid DPS for BLMs are when all I want to do is Thundercloud spam all day.

99% hufflepuff, 1% ravenclaw

Haha. I'm personally a Ravenclaw, but my character Katarh Mest is most definitely a Hufflepuff by this chart.