Classes/Jobs, a honest presentation

I was thinking how should be a honest presentation of the classes/jobs....

I'm a WHM, for me should be something like that:

"I'm a WHM my main focus is steal aggro from the tanks while my mp goes to nothing and made the BRD crazy asking for balad"

How is yours honest presentation?

"I'm a DRG main, my main focus is to steal aggro from the tank and keep it, making the healer heal me more than the tank, because slowing down my DPS is not an option"

I'm a bard.

I can play a real nice tune.

"I'm a SMN main and my main focus is to spam cast Ruin I and blame healers for letting my Garuda die."

"I'm main DRG and tend to be the first one to die in any instances."

" I'm a PALADIN I'm the toughest of tanks but not really 'more like the third wheel of a weird tri-some' "

"I'm main WAR and I act tough until i don't get esuna/leeches, then I whine."

"I'm a WAR and my main purpose is to get insta-roulettes by queueing as a tank but I'm actually a DPS"

"I'm a BLM and I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!...while also stealing aggro resulting in interrupted casts..."

I'm a DRK, a really edgy sonaofaopo, along the way, translstion team got me mixed up as a Tank instead of a DPS! I'm so beeping edgy, you beeping fools!

"I'm a MCH. My goal is to shoot stuff until it dies, and occasionally forget that I'm supposed to be restoring MP/TP on occasion with my turret. Also, guns."

"I main DRK. I don't click off Regen."

"I'm a SMN and I like to DOT EVERYTHING mwahahahahahaha.... ahhh get them off me! Egi wtf are you doing over there??"

"I'm a PLD. My job is to 1-2-Rage of Halone EVERY TIME! I can't die either so I'll just stand in every AoE. And occasionally hug the ground."

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Originally Posted by Avidria

I'm a bard.

I can play a real nice tune. But i'm not gonna

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Magic Sharpie of truths.

"I'm a monk, some times I like to get handsy from the side, and other times I get equally as handsy from behind. And maybe mix in some kicks as well, variety is good in an intimate setting."

I'm an AST and i'm essentially a WHM with less healing abilities.

"Im a NIN, aka, a lag sensor, so you might find me WARing, MNKing, BLMing or SMNing, depending on how bad my ping is that day"

Working on the other jobs cuz I need more lag tiers.

White Mage: "Hello!! Umm, I don't know what a 'piety' is, sooo...let's all do our best! ^^;;"

Scholar: "Scholar in the house! My pet's got your back. Adlo-what, now?"

Astrologian: "Ewer AGAIN?!"

Warrior: "Alright, so I'm going to swing my axe at this stuff until it dies! Best DPS class in the game. Wait -- I'm a tank?!"

Paladin: "Don't worry guys, my damage mitigation is second to none. Aaaand I forgot to put up Shield Oath again. My bad."

Dark Knight: "Where's Rachel?!"

Bard: "Hey guys! Sorry, new to being a Bard! New to MMOs in general, dunno what the f*ck I'm doing! Be patient please! :)"

Dragoon: "raise pls"

Monk: "I punch bees."

Ninja: "Something-something-something- no jutsu --- -bunny-"

Summoner: "You only keep me because I can raise. :') "

Black Mage: "I think I just pulled aggro..."

Machinist: "You think my DPS is low now? Ha! Just wait 'til my procs stop activating!"

AST: If I draw the Spear one more time I'm gonna stab myself with it.

"I am a (insert healer job here). My job is to be yelled at just because"
"I am an Astrologian. My job is to cause rift and discord between melee dps when I draw a balance card"

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Originally Posted by Subucnimorning

"I'm a BLM main, my main focus is to steal aggro from the tank and keep it, making the healer heal me more than the tank, because slowing down my DPS is not an option"

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Fixed that for ya...

I am a BLM, I am not moving out of any ground targeted damage circles. Please keep me alive so I can do optimal DPS. Thank you.

"I main SCH. I get cringe when tank don't have patience for Deployment Tactic."

"I'm a WHM and Benediction just went on cooldown, but you still died anyway."

Wait I forgot one

SCH: Stop getting hurt so I can DPS some more.

Ninja:
It would appear that the tank can't hold threat very well....


...not that I'm gonna do anything about it.

Oooooooo... I've been waiting for a thread like this. Now I can finally put out my PLD and WAR jokes.

PLD: Hi! I'm a PLD, and it's my job blind people with flashy lights and defend my allies! *Sees random enemy going for another party member* What's that knave!? Am I not good enough for you!? THIS WILL NOT DO! THOU SHALL BASK IN MY GLORIUS RADIANCE! *Jumps in front of party member flashing, complete with a really smug look on face*

WAR: *Says nothing* *Charges and activates berserk before anyone can say hi* WRRRHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAA
*Minutes later, is still going despite berserk wearing off already*
Some random enemy: Someone stop this guy from screaming at the top of his lungs already!

... I still can't think of a good one for DRK. D:

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Originally Posted by Selli

"I'm a WHM and Benediction just went on cooldown, but you still died anyway."

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I think it's working as intended

http://i.imgur.com/ucwCNW5.png

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Originally Posted by CGMidlander

I think it's working as intended

http://i.imgur.com/ucwCNW5.png

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I chocked on my drink

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Originally Posted by CGMidlander

I think it's working as intended

http://i.imgur.com/ucwCNW5.png

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I cried a little.

I'm an Astrologian. When I draw an awesome card and show it off all the monsters come running to me to check it out, ignoring everyone else to see if I'm willing to trade with them.

"I'm a MCH and my job is to convince people that I'm useful in the party."

SCH: I'm a watermelon

Cookie if you can figure out what it means

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Originally Posted by CGMidlander

I think it's working as intended

http://i.imgur.com/ucwCNW5.png

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You forgot the debuff of having an angry static for the next 45 minutes. :(

I'm a main DRG and I am a professional floor inspector.

I'm DRK, I just wanna wear black.