Classes/Jobs, a honest presentation

[shaka_vp]

I was thinking how should be a honest presentation of the classes/jobs....

I'm a WHM, for me should be something like that:

"I'm a WHM my main focus is steal aggro from the tanks while my mp goes to nothing and made the BRD crazy asking for balad"

How is yours honest presentation?

[Subucnimorning]

"I'm a DRG main, my main focus is to steal aggro from the tank and keep it, making the healer heal me more than the tank, because slowing down my DPS is not an option"

[Avidria]

I'm a bard.

I can play a real nice tune.

[NorthernLadMSP]

"I'm a SMN main and my main focus is to spam cast Ruin I and blame healers for letting my Garuda die."

[Kahnom]

"I'm main DRG and tend to be the first one to die in any instances."

[Ercapote]

" I'm a PALADIN I'm the toughest of tanks but not really 'more like the third wheel of a weird tri-some' "

[karateorangutang]

"I'm main WAR and I act tough until i don't get esuna/leeches, then I whine."

[Freyyy]

"I'm a WAR and my main purpose is to get insta-roulettes by queueing as a tank but I'm actually a DPS"

[CookieCakes]

"I'm a BLM and I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!...while also stealing aggro resulting in interrupted casts..."

[MrsFluffyButt]

I'm a DRK, a really edgy sonaofaopo, along the way, translstion team got me mixed up as a Tank instead of a DPS! I'm so beeping edgy, you beeping fools!