FFXIV jokes

"Why don't you bring a bad Summoner to a run?"

"Because he ruins everything."

Now your turn.

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...94-FF-14-jokes

We've got a goldmine here. Wonder if we can avoid repeats :)

I briefly recall there was quite a long thread for FFXIV jokes but it died down :(

Lots of dragoon jokes tho.

Why didn't the dragoon's bedroom have a bed? Cos he prefers the floor.
What's dragoon's favorite song? You raise me up.
What did the dragoon play on his playlist when he fights Titan? Mighty long fall.

But its kind of dead?

Hmm... thanks anyway.

Why did the dragoon cross the aoe? To get to the other... oh wait he's dead.

What do dragoons say when they get to an (aoe) festival? "It's time to hit the floor!"

A dragoon walked into a bar. The rest of the party dodged.

How can you tell a dragoon's quality in a group? How they were raised.

What is Aurum Vale with two dragoons? A 30 minute penalty.

Disclaimer: I didn't make these up. Just read them somewhere.

Only a goldsmith will get this Sunrise Tellin joke

Naul got sick and tired of being beaten to death and hearing the name stupid puns in his name in Coerthas, so he decided to do something fun in his life.
He went to the Astrologian guild and applied...Turns out went to the wrong place
because we wanted to be an Astronault!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~!!!
..
I'll leave now. u.u

Where's Nauldo?

I and 7 other players are doing raids solo together in DF...

What does Shiva and LotA has in common?

Bone dragon.

what do you call a lalafell getting dressed for coreathas...

A JACKET POTATO


.. and what do you call 2 lalafells, getting randy

MASHED POTATOS

.... ok i'll leave now.

do you wanna know why au ra have horns.

its to steer the HYPE TRAIN


i know that au ra joke was bad..

i thought it was AU RIGHT!

... ok leaving for real now...

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Originally Posted by DracotheDragon

what do you call a lalafell getting dressed for coreathas...

A JACKET POTATO


.. and what do you call 2 lalafells, getting randy

MASHED POTATOS

.... ok i'll leave now.

do you wanna know why au ra have horns.

its to steer the HYPE TRAIN


i know that au ra joke was bad..

i thought it was AU RIGHT!

... ok leaving for real now...

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Take all my likes!!!!!!

What do dinosaurs and a dragoon have in common? They're both dead.

How many dragoons does it take to beat Vishap? None, they die before he does and the rest of the party has to make up for the dead dragoon(s).

When you are in a dungeon with a dragoon, what are you doing with him/her? Dragon them.

What's a dragoon's favorite food? Raisins.

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Originally Posted by Lucke

What's a dragoon's favorite food? Raisins.

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What's a dragoon's favorite season? Fall.

That bone dragon joke is gold

A healthy breakfast consists of Shield Oats and Thanatoast. :)

(Thanatos is a boss in LotA... the guy with the pots... I feel like no one remembers him. QwQ)

These Dragoon jokes start to feel old...

I'd suppose they would die faster than that...considering they're about Dragoons :p

What is the meaning of pissed off?

A lala with a yoyo.

What's a WHM favorite type of shoe?

Heals

Why was the PLD arrested?

Flashing in public

Why did the bard take his harp and bow to the bathroom?

He was afraid of running out of TP.

One i made up after 40 WoD runs of having to tank adds as BLM/WHM
Why is the instance named world of darkness?

Nobody uses flash

I don't get the bone dragon one.

A white mage is at a party and says to his friend: "sheesh, this party is dead"

And his friend goes: "Of course it's dead. YOU DIDN'T HEAL ANYONE!"

The white mage goes: "These people are not my children, but i will raise them

The white mage was promptly kicked from the group.

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Originally Posted by Amelia_Pond_Behemoth

I don't get the bone dragon one.

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There's a bone dragon boss in LotA

They say Shiva mated with a dragon. She boned a dragon.

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Originally Posted by elemental10

What does Shiva and LotA has in common?

Bone dragon.

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This is the best.

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Originally Posted by Amelia_Pond_Behemoth

I don't get the bone dragon one.

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Shiva sure got it.

This is probably a bad joke but...

"Why can't Machinist run faster?"

"because he doesn't run at Mach speed."

I found the section on lalafells at the sharlayan library.

http://i.imgur.com/aFhEILn.jpg?1

What does the Egi say to the bad summoner?

"You make me sic."

*ba dum tssss*

What is the monk's favorite car? The Grease Lightning

Dark humor
What does Rauhbahn and a civilian have in common? They are both disarmed.

3 years later i am reviving it back and ty u are all awesome

What do tanks use for dry skin?
Astrolotion