One man's craigslist plight for digital love.

Saw this on a facebook page, amazing...ly adorable.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...795922523.html

Please tell me this isn't real, no way this is real, right?

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Originally Posted by Jamillion

Please tell me this isn't real, no way this is real, right?

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unfortunately I think it is. I saw this on Gilgamesh too. XD Guess people really want to get married. XD

With a status of separated: they cannot legally enter in eternal bond, watch your purse with this one.

Bah, the guy wants a culinarian-slave for his house while he does all the fun things. >=( I'll burn his house down now.

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Originally Posted by Eye_Gore

With a status of separated: they cannot legally enter in eternal bond, watch your purse with this one.

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LMAO, thinking he might be a gold digger?

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Originally Posted by Jeremias

LMAO, thinking he might be a gold digger?

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Only when the hidden node pops ;P

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Originally Posted by Jeremias

LMAO, thinking he might be a gold digger?

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That and stuck in the 1950's. The law office of Freebush-LaFawnduh-Freebush will be open in the Goblet soon, to handle all these legal issues and the eternal de-bonding that will surely take place.

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Originally Posted by Jamillion

Please tell me this isn't real, no way this is real, right?

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Balmung

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It's real.

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Originally Posted by Nep_Nep

unfortunately I think it is. I saw this on Gilgamesh too. XD Guess people really want to get married. XD

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Yep, I got alot of offers these past days aswell. I guess players realy want to get married.

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As I reflect by my fireplace in my small plot in ward 1 Goblet, I find I'm a bit lonely. I'm not asking for much, just a cul level of 50 so I'll have a hot meal waiting for me at the end of my Coil progression.

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If he doesn't have a pipe, slippers, a smoking jacket, a terrier at his feet, and a newspaper rolled up under his arm then I call shenanigans.

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I've got a bottle of Fantasia, I can be what ever you want.

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"I can chaaaaaaaange!"

I responded to it, seems like a p cool guy so far, let's see if love can bloom on a battlefield.

this guy needs to do better than a small house and t11 if he wants a piece of digital ass

https://i.imgflip.com/f34e3.jpg

Omfg, I'm weak. I love you all for this thread.

LOL seriously??

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Originally Posted by zar

this guy needs to do better than a small house and t11 if he wants a piece of digital ass

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A guy on Tonberry made a PF asking for this. But he did server first FcoB. Much more serious :D

Right before I logged off, I received a tell from some level 15 alt I don't know asking me to marry him. I'm pretty sure this guy was just messaging random people. To make it worse, I was sitting in a residential area, so it's not even like they would have seen me running around. Either a friend trolling me, or some dude going down the list...

Oh goodie, more random tells I get to worry about.

It seems that they only send tells to the cat people. :( It's alright, I'm going to marry Louisoix... oh, wait...

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Originally Posted by EdgeFayth

A guy on Tonberry made a PF asking for this. But he did server first FcoB. Much more serious :D

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Am a Tonberrian and can confirm.

Lmao... crazy. Honestly, I'm probably just going to marry someone from my static or friends list for shiggles if I even end up marrying anyone at all. Depends on the benefits. What can I say? I'm just not here for the arr-peez.

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Originally Posted by Jeremias

Saw this on a facebook page, amazing...ly adorable.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...795922523.html

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That's hilarious.

So glad this will never happen to me.

This marriage update. If you get marry in the game is it a real legal marriage? Someone told me you can get marry in an MMO. I don't know if this is true or not

http://www.lionking.org/~inhix/TLK%20Hyeenat/huh.jpg

Oh, Balmung.

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Originally Posted by Dawning-Blue

This marriage update. If you get marry in the game is it a real legal marriage? Someone told me you can get marry in an MMO. I don't know if this is true or not

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Lol, in no way this is a "real legal marriage".
o_o...

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Originally Posted by UltimateAoe2

Lol, in no way this is a "real legal marriage".
o_o...

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I see just made up lol thanks

hm. Inb4 this is your craigslist post and you are trying to signal boost it.
/puts on tinfoil hat

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Originally Posted by Dawning-Blue

This marriage update. If you get marry in the game is it a real legal marriage? Someone told me you can get marry in an MMO. I don't know if this is true or not

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Er. No. It's not. It's just an ingame thing, probably with some minor ingame benefits.

No one asked me if I wanted to get married :(

The person I wanted to marry is no longer dating me irl :(
Don't think I'm gonna participate anymore

We're indirectly advertising this guy.

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Originally Posted by Sainya

No one asked me if I wanted to get married :(

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And that just nukes my theory. :(

I'm also looking for love. I'm 2'7'' age 20 and would prefer someone taller.

This is creepy, cute, and a little sad all in one. I feel for people who are trying to forget their forever aloneness by playing a game but are now forced to remember it again when they start up these in game marriages :(

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Originally Posted by Altijacek

The person I wanted to marry is no longer dating me irl :(
Don't think I'm gonna participate anymore

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That feel. I know it all too well. That's why I'm really unconcerned about the whole thing, honestly.

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Originally Posted by Ashkendor

That feel. I know it all too well. That's why I'm really unconcerned about the whole thing, honestly.

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I still want the emote and stuff so hopefully she'll agree to do it as friends but I don't know :( I did buy her a house haha XD

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Originally Posted by Altijacek

I still want the emote and stuff so hopefully she'll agree to do it as friends but I don't know :( I did buy her a house haha XD

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OMG dude, don't ever buy people stuff like that in game, persons will use you :( *gives you a hug* create an alt account and marry yourself and make a perfect waifu. I'll even make an alt so you don't have to be alone at your wedding. ; ;

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Originally Posted by Sainya

OMG dude, don't ever buy people stuff like that in game, persons will use you :( *gives you a hug* create an alt account and marry yourself and make a perfect waifu. I'll even make an alt so you don't have to be alone at your wedding. ; ;

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Lol thanks :P but I'll be good; we are still friends :P don't wanna flood the forums with my personal life lol, sorry just got a little out of hand and don't have people to talk to. That said I am interested in what the relic weapon stuff is and I wanna give that a shot but I'm stuck on animus lol

Well, that was rather amusing. Thanks for sharing! :)