Real Men of Genius: FFXIV Community Rep Forum Guy

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Square Enix presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. FFXIV Community Rep Forum Guy.
(Representative to the forum community!)
While most of us go to work every day and perform trivial tasks,
You are the organizational face for some of the most important global concerns.
(What's the plural of Macuahuitl?)
You are the vital communications link between that fuzzy-haired Producer guy,
And our hearts... In at least /10 char.
(He says the Dev team will consider it.)
You administer the land of the Lodestone with an iron fist and a velvet glove.
(Violate the ToS and I'll lock your thread, n00b.)
And you do it across all of the continents of the world.
(In Soviet Russia, the chocobos ride you!)
Just when forum nerd rage is about to spiral out of control,
You offer soothing words to calm the situation.
(He says the Dev team will consider it.)
And when that doesn't work,
You distract us with your stunt models, to buy a bit more time.
(Rukkirii is a hottie!)
So crack open an ice-cold beverage, Rep Guy, because without you,
We'd never know that our surplus message concerns were being addressed...
In more ways than one.
(Mr. FFXIV Community Rep Forum Guy)

And just funning with ya mates, I think you're doing a great job! Just a bit of (hopefully) comic relief. :D

~ Sun

LOL Nice! :D

Hahahaha, very nice.

I fully support this parody.

<3

/10char

I love it :)

The dev team will consider it!

Oh man, as I read it I heard the announcer's voice and the back up singer like it was an actual commercial.

Well done.

Wonderful.

It's not often I come here and actually laugh --- very well done; written in perfect tone ^^

I love it! Lol awesome

<3'd it! Thanks for the laught :D

Not to shabby very nicely done

Cheers, mates! Glad you liked it! ;)

I think everyone should crack open a Bud Light now.

Well except for you minors, unless you're from Louisiana, in which case F that.

I have learned something new today! Thanks dude!

And props for your post, f*ckin' A!

Seriously what's the plural of Macuahuitl? I must have missed that thread lol

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Originally Posted by Spitfire

Seriously what's the plural of Macuahuitl?

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Paddles.

Planks is also acceptable.

awesome lol

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Originally Posted by Eekiki

Paddles.

Planks is also acceptable.

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Did someone say planking?!?!?

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Originally Posted by Spitfire

Seriously what's the plural of Macuahuitl? I must have missed that thread lol

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After I figure out how to pronounce the damn thing first.

Sad thing is, in my head, I was using the voices of both of the commercial's voice actors. Which means you did it perfectly! Great job :D

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Originally Posted by Ferth

Oh man, as I read it I heard the announcer's voice and the back up singer like it was an actual commercial.

Well done.

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Same here.

Anybody remember the one for FFXI with Mr. Galka Subligar Wearer?

Now I'm going to go watch that one again.

The plural of Macuahuitl is in this thread.

(And I can't pronounce it either. I end up hocking up a loogie when I try...)

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Originally Posted by Kailok

Sad thing is, in my head, I was using the voices of both of the commercial's voice actors. Which means you did it perfectly! Great job :D

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I read it in Prof. Farnsworth's voice.

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Originally Posted by SunZhi

The plural of Macuahuitl is in this thread.

(And I can't pronounce it either. I end up hocking up a loogie when I try...)

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Yeah how the hell do you say that?

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Originally Posted by LillithaFenimore

Yeah how the hell do you say that?

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Only the Aztecs know. They wouldn't tell Cortés, and that's why he wiped them out.

Too soon?

Haha, I'm familiar with the format, so I could hear the metal singing in my head.

Great post, very funny!

Thanks man, I was feeling the nerd rage, but you quelled it with your funnies. *thumbs wayyy up*

This is AWESOME!

Its guy love~ Its guy love~

I thought of that scrubs song as I was reading it >.> well the death note parody of it ^^;;