How did our chocobo's get fat?

How did our chocobo's get fat when they only eat gysahl greens(vegetables)? :confused:

They have a thyroid condition. Stop being rude.

we should put the chocobo on weight watchers or nutrisytem and the instanity workout plan.
i fear the choco of bo will gain chocobeetus!
and wont live very long. :( soon we will see them in "my 600lblife" on "Eorzea TV" = ETV.
sadly as i may be a scholar, i have no knowledge of the way of fatty birds or birds of fat thus ironically..."leeches"
does nothing for them lol. also KFC is secertly known as "keep feedin chocobos"
DAMN YOU KFC!!! :eek:

The Fat Chocobo is a rare and noble breed of chocobo. Before retainer's existed they were the ones who would allow the heroes to store items to clear space in their inventory. Without them the heroes would of been to encumbered to defeat the final boss when you consider some were to lazy to barter/sell their old gear when gaining new armor and a majority of heroes were hoarders in the fact that they would just pilfer any items they could from chest, defeated creatures and stock up heavily on potions as needed.

Well, mine is still in shape ^^




/cry

Have YOU ever been able to stop after just one fried gyshal green?

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Originally Posted by Elim

How did our chocobo's get fat?

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I'm actually noticing fewer Lalafells this pass 4hours. So...then again maybe its SE having a Random fit again...

Imported straight from America is how.

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Originally Posted by Hanemakikaze

Imported straight from America is how.

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Hey! That's an unfair stereotype!

::eats another six deep-fried Twinkies::

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Imported straight from America is how.

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I thought Mexico was now the most obese country, but yeah....maybe if I slipped some diet gyshal greens into my chocobo's diet....

I heard if you fed gremlins after midnight, something bad would happen...

Did you feed your choco a green after midnight?

It's Easter....they ate all our chocolate eggs!

I'm going to assume the red mage has been using his animal husbandry skill to create abominations again.

Fat chocobos are lovely :(. They're so cuddly and they enjoy life!

They're NOT fat! They're Fluffy...

(This thread had me laughing so hard, especially the missing Lalafell comment)

These are not chocobos. Just oversized peeps. It is part of the easter event. Peeps mounts for those that complete a special hidden quest.

Higher calorie intake than that exerted.
It doesn't matter what you eat, if you're stationary, you're not losing anything.

I've been tormenting a friend who used to play this with all the screen shots of fat chocobos. His reactions have been hilarious.

market board crashed, gathered vegetables worthless, could not make money, started to feed junk food... sorry my boy