How did our chocobo's get fat?

[Elim]

How did our chocobo's get fat when they only eat gysahl greens(vegetables)?

[Tule]

They have a thyroid condition. Stop being rude.

[Luxx]

we should put the chocobo on weight watchers or nutrisytem and the instanity workout plan.
i fear the choco of bo will gain chocobeetus!
and wont live very long. soon we will see them in "my 600lblife" on "Eorzea TV" = ETV.
sadly as i may be a scholar, i have no knowledge of the way of fatty birds or birds of fat thus ironically..."leeches"
does nothing for them lol. also KFC is secertly known as "keep feedin chocobos"
DAMN YOU KFC!!!

[Airget]

The Fat Chocobo is a rare and noble breed of chocobo. Before retainer's existed they were the ones who would allow the heroes to store items to clear space in their inventory. Without them the heroes would of been to encumbered to defeat the final boss when you consider some were to lazy to barter/sell their old gear when gaining new armor and a majority of heroes were hoarders in the fact that they would just pilfer any items they could from chest, defeated creatures and stock up heavily on potions as needed.

[KhalidTheGreat]

Well, mine is still in shape ^^




/cry

[Avalon_Albrook]

Have YOU ever been able to stop after just one fried gyshal green?

[Massterchef]

How did our chocobo's get fat?

[HumsterMKX]

I'm actually noticing fewer Lalafells this pass 4hours. So...then again maybe its SE having a Random fit again...

[Hanemakikaze]

Imported straight from America is how.

[Wadoka]

Imported straight from America is how.

Hey! That's an unfair stereotype!

::eats another six deep-fried Twinkies::