I AM OUTRAGED

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Originally Posted by 2.2 Patch Notes

The NPC Kupuni Paku has been renamed Pukni Pakk.

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Has there been no forum threads addressing this? Didn't anyone else notice? In all my years of gaming, this is the most asinine change ever. I thought I had everything figured out, I thought I could finally progress in the game...but then SE pulls a fast one and does something like this?!?! Where is the fairness here? I work hard in-game and I spend a monthly subscription to play this game. I can't be expected to just LEARN a new name. I don't have time for this BS. My valuable time has officially been wasted as of today. This nerf is just too gamebreaking, and you people don't even give a damn. I should just cancel my subscription, that will show the devs that I mean business. Something must be done IMMEDIATELY! This game is heading down a slippery-slope. What's next, are they going to change "Raubahn" to "Stephen?" I hope all you horrible casuals are happy, you are officially ruining the game.

I am totally serious guys

lmao well played sir, well played.

best thread so far

Lulz aside, you have to wonder why...

inb4 people recognizing Miqo'te is pronounced with a short "o"

Had a laugh!

Yea jokes aside, I wonder why they changed it.

EDIT: Apparently "The NPC Kupuni Paku has been renamed Pukni Pakk." it turns out 'Kupuni Paku' is a vulgar term in mooglespeak"

Bahahahaha

Disgusting! If NPCs are allowed to change their names willy-nilly, what's going to stop them from harassing PCs and just changing their names to dodge their bad reputation. If Square Enix didn't like the NPC name, they should have thought long and hard about the name to begin with, or made a new NPC. It's not like 3D modeling and texturing is that hard, they could do it in an afternoon if they really tried.

I can't believe it's 2014 and this is still a problem in MMOs.

crap theres 30 seconds i wont get back....lol

If OP had included meatspin and the game over music from Mystical Ninja 64, it would have been perfect.

This name change is just a market test for the viability of cash shop Namingway cards~

To be fair though, and all serious in a joke thread, Pukuni Paku is the wrong name, he was originally called Pukni Pakk. I think he was the moogle at Emerald Moss, just outside Thornmarch, who let you into the battlefield (or one of the trio just outside at least). Pukuni Paku sounds like a bad localisation of his name, プクニ・パク

for 2 bucks a month you can have the old name back ;p

I TOO AM OUTRAGED, WHY ON EARTH IS AKAINU PLAYABLE IN J-STARS BUT NOT AOKIJI?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, JUMP?!

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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles

I TOO AM OUTRAGED, WHY ON EARTH IS AKAINU PLAYABLE IN J-STARS BUT NOT AOKIJI?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, JUMP?!

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Akainu makes sense because he's an antagonist and Jump wanted playable villains in their game. What doesn't make sense to me is why the hell Hancock is playable. She's not a villain, or a main protagonist, or even a rival. She's just... a love interest for Luffy, who happens to be asexual and have no need for a love interest whatsoever. (Oda pretty much confirmed that Luffy is asexual in an interview, saying that Luffy's true love is the adventure he's on to find the One Piece. He doesn't really care about romance at all.)

I agree, I'm considering quitting because of this change. People with dementia and alzheimers will be greatly effected by this.

I agree with the OP! This totally ruins the game immersion! Is there some place in Eorzea where you can apply for a legal name change? I think not! The lores, it is ruined!

Also, has anyone noticed, despite all the eating and drinking going on in this game, there are no bathrooms! See if you can complete the new turn of coil while doing the pee pee dance! That should be an extreme mode in itself!

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Originally Posted by Cherie

I agree with the OP! This totally ruins the game immersion! Is there some place in Eorzea where you can apply for a legal name change? I think not! The lores, it is ruined!

Also, has anyone noticed, despite all the eating and drinking going on in this game, there are no bathrooms! See if you can complete the new turn of coil while doing the pee pee dance! That should be an extreme mode in itself!

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I'm pretty sure you win the thread.

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Originally Posted by Cherie

there are no bathrooms!

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Are you sure? I mean...I've seen those Morbol chairs in peoples houses and I just...ugggh *shudders*

Also, once people realize there's a reason the Miqo'te U tribe is in the Sagolii desert...

I think I'm more outraged that the NPC didn't need fantasia to make this change. The double standard is just unacceptable.

So much win here.

I am sure SE will have the character tell us how he lied to us about his real name, if you can't trust a Moogle what is the point of them being in FF14? I demand the Moogles get removed for being liars, teaching children bad values to follow.

Great tantrum. Your parents should be proud.