Brayflox's Longstop is overrun with forces of the Illuminati

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Crafting my tinfoil hat right now! Thanks for the heads up.

When I saw that all I could hear and see in my head is this video, it's a conspiracy I tell ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tzI1iysdkA

I'm more amazed that Brayflox is a girl gobbie.

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Originally Posted by FreakinZMartin

When I saw that all I could hear and see in my head is this video, it's a conspiracy I tell ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tzI1iysdkA

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Ha! That was great! I'm going to have to watch this by the looks of it. :D

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Originally Posted by Kule

Crafting my tinfoil hat right now! Thanks for the heads up.

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Ohohoho~ I sense a business opportunity.

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Originally Posted by LenneSari

Ha! That was great! I'm going to have to watch this by the looks of it. :D

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Yes, I certainly recommend this one.

The Illuminati is run by Goblins...

I don't know how to feel about this...

Hahahahaha what? I was confused by the title, then I read the link... just w a t? Hahaha.

I refuse to do this dungeon... Brayflox has turned what was one of the most beautiful zones in the game, into a junk yard... She can rot for all I care.

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Originally Posted by Lucke

I'm more amazed that Brayflox is a girl gobbie.

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Seriously. I am way more surprised about this than I really should be since I'm not quite sure why I assumed she was a male gobbie.

rofl. Me too! I read the article: "new dungeon... new dungeon... :O Brayflox is a GIRL??"
Biggest surprise from 2.2
xD

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Originally Posted by Sotek

I refuse to do this dungeon... Brayflox has turned what was one of the most beautiful zones in the game, into a junk yard... She can rot for all I care.

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You don't think that was done by the Illuminati?

Actually, I do know why I assumed Brayfox was male;

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“After a tiring journey across Eorzea, it is deep within the quiet jungles of Raincatcher Gully where the charismatic and enterprising young goblin, Brayflox Alltalks, chooses to build his tiny empire. What he does not realize, however, it that something else -something sinister- has also made the lush forest its home. Now driven from their rightful (?) claim, Brayflox and his brethren seek to retake the land, and are not above asking the help of lesser races (that would be you) to help them do so.”

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Petition to the community that we all be kind and supportive towards Brayfox's gender transition.

Someone was really, really bored.

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Originally Posted by FJerome

Petition to the community that we all be kind and supportive towards Brayfox's gender transition.

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She was going to change her name, too, but Fantasia doesn't let you do that.

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Originally Posted by FJerome

Actually, I do know why I assumed Brayfox was male;

“After a tiring journey across Eorzea, it is deep within the quiet jungles of Raincatcher Gully where the charismatic and enterprising young goblin, Brayflox Alltalks, chooses to build his tiny empire. What he does not realize, however, it that something else -something sinister- has also made the lush forest its home. Now driven from their rightful (?) claim, Brayflox and his brethren seek to retake the land, and are not above asking the help of lesser races (that would be you) to help them do so.”

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Ha! Exactly. I wonder if this was a mistake on the Translation end, or if a Fantasia potion was used to try and escape the Illuminati, but failed!? :O

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Originally Posted by FJerome

Actually, I do know why I assumed Brayfox was male;

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“After a tiring journey across Eorzea, it is deep within the quiet jungles of Raincatcher Gully where the charismatic and enterprising young goblin, Brayflox Alltalks, chooses to build his tiny empire. What he does not realize, however, it that something else -something sinister- has also made the lush forest its home. Now driven from their rightful (?) claim, Brayflox and his brethren seek to retake the land, and are not above asking the help of lesser races (that would be you) to help them do so.”

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Petition to the community that we all be kind and supportive towards Brayfox's gender transition.

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Actually, Brayflox has always been, and continues to be, a lady! Looking into this more...I'm starting to think the Illuminati themselves were behind the original confusion!

Never fear, fans of Brayflox! This issue will be corrected in patch 2.2! We won't let the Illuminati hide the truth any longer!

If Goblin names follow FFXI's naming conventions then Brayflox is supposed to be a girl. Male goblin names end in "-ix" not "-ox"

Edit: LOL Bayohne beat me to it...

Thread theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Kwf_nNmGI

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Originally Posted by Lucke

I'm more amazed that Brayflox is a girl gobbie.

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I know, right?!

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Originally Posted by Lithera

If Goblin names follow FFXI's naming conventions then Brayflox is supposed to be a girl. Male goblin names end in "-ix" not "-ox"

Edit: LOL Bayohne beat me to it...

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So... Sweetnix Rosycheeks is male? Even though the quest involving Sweetnix refers to Sweetnix as female? Is this an oversight?

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Originally Posted by Bayohne

Actually, Brayflox has always been, and continues to be, a lady! Looking into this more...I'm starting to think the Illuminati themselves were behind the original confusion!

Never fear, fans of Brayflox! This issue will be corrected in patch 2.2! We won't let the Illuminati hide the truth any longer!

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Wow, props to Brayflox! Female pioneer, member of the Company of Heroes, and a beastman to boot! #WhoRunsTheWorld

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Originally Posted by Bayohne

Actually, Brayflox has always been, and continues to be, a lady! Looking into this more...I'm starting to think the Illuminati themselves were behind the original confusion! Never fear, fans of Brayflox! This issue will be corrected in patch 2.2! We won't let the Illuminati hide the truth any longer!

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Ha! Those crafty Illuminati and their shenanigans!

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Originally Posted by Moirear

So... Sweetnix Rosycheeks is male? Even though the quest involving Sweetnix refers to Sweetnix as female? Is this an oversight?

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The Goblin economy is failing; Fantasia addiction is rampant and common. Underground Fantasia labs everywhere!!

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Originally Posted by Bayohne

Actually, Brayflox has always been, and continues to be, a lady! Looking into this more...I'm starting to think the Illuminati themselves were behind the original confusion!

Never fear, fans of Brayflox! This issue will be corrected in patch 2.2! We won't let the Illuminati hide the truth any longer!

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A lady goblin, didn't even know those existed!

Sweetnix is obviously the proof that XIV doesn't follow the naming conventions set down in FFXI.

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Originally Posted by Bayohne

This issue will be corrected in patch 2.2!

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Best patch ever

I believe the gobbie genders could be told apart with the placement of the -ix, -ox , etc in the first or last name. Lady gobbies have the suffix in their first names (Brayflox Alltalks), whereas males have it attached to their last names (Mysticmaker Profblix)

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Originally Posted by Ashelyn

I believe the gobbie genders could be told apart with the placement of the -ix, -ox , etc in the first or last name. Lady gobbies have the suffix in their first names (Brayflox Alltalks), whereas males have it attached to their last names (Mysticmaker Profblix)

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You might want to consider reading the entire thread... That has already been addressed, which creates even more inconsistencies.

As a further addendum to Bayohne's post - Sweetnix is a most beauteous dude, and that mistake will also be corrected with 2.2.

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Originally Posted by Corvinoobus

As a further addendum to Bayohne's post - Sweetnix is a most beauteous dude, and that mistake will also be corrected with 2.2.

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This made my day LOL!

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Originally Posted by Corvinoobus

As a further addendum to Bayohne's post - Sweetnix is a most beauteous dude, and that mistake will also be corrected with 2.2.

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While you're here, do you mind clarifying exactly how you can tell goblins from one another? I see plenty of information for the playable races in the Lore section but little on anything else.

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Originally Posted by Corvinoobus

As a further addendum to Bayohne's post - Sweetnix is a most beauteous dude, and that mistake will also be corrected with 2.2.

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Sweetnix and Brayflox would make a cute couple.

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Originally Posted by Lyrinn

While you're here, do you mind clarifying exactly how you can tell goblins from one another? I see plenty of information for the playable races in the Lore section but little on anything else.

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I always thos 'ox was female
and 'ix was male, idk if that
always holds true though

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Originally Posted by Xayoc

A lady goblin, didn't even know those existed!

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Where did you think new goblins come from? the Cabbage patch like Sylphs?

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Originally Posted by jomoru

Where did you think new goblins come from? the Cabbage patch like Sylphs?

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Gimli knows that feel.

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Originally Posted by Gimli

It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!

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Originally Posted by Nahara

Gimli knows that feel.

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Ha! I read that in Gimli's voice. xD

I approve

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I'm surprised everyone focused on the gender bit and not "Oh god, we're going on another cheese quest".

Actually if the final boss isn't some horrifically mutated dairy product I'll be a little disappointed.

it's happening

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Originally Posted by Moirear

I know, right?!




So... Sweetnix Rosycheeks is male? Even though the quest involving Sweetnix refers to Sweetnix as female? Is this an oversight?

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Depends, they do seem to have changed some similarities from XI > XIV for the sake of XIV being "different from XI"..but there's really no "society" like how XI had with certain beastmen.

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Originally Posted by Esmian

I'm surprised everyone focused on the gender bit and not "Oh god, we're going on another cheese quest".

Actually if the final boss isn't some horrifically mutated dairy product I'll be a little disappointed.

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The endboss would be of course the Illuminate boss. Or his pet.
As reward we get a 3 star culinarian cheese recipe or the finished cheese ^^
Better than ilevel 65 gear, trust me.