The biggest hat of them all!

Everyone says this game needs gil sinks, and all the hardcore players complain that there isn't enough content to divide them from the casual players. Well, I have come up with a simple solution. It is so simple it is ingenious really, and that solution comes in the form of hats.

Its truly brilliant, the hardcore players can spend money on a top hat and monocle, and the more money you invest, the bigger and fancier your hat becomes. Now all of you hardcore players can be satisfied and show off how great you are, and all the people complaining there is too much gil in circulation can be satisfied as well because all gil will be burnt by all players trying to have the biggest hat. The man with the biggest hat at the end of the day will be the best player, and linkshells that hate the fact there isnt enough content can use their linkshell bank to purchase a linkshell hat. The bigger the hat the better, and if your hat becomes big enough you can use it as a mog house. What does everyone think?

As a fan of TF2, I agree. We need more hats.

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Originally Posted by Req

Everyone says this game needs gil sinks, and all the hardcore players complain that there isn't enough content to divide them from the casual players. Well, I have come up with a simple solution. It is so simple it is ingenious really, and that solution comes in the form of hats.

Its truly brilliant, the hardcore players can spend money on a top hat and monocle, and the more money you invest, the bigger and fancier your hat becomes. Now all of you hardcore players can be satisfied and show off how great you are, and all the people complaining there is too much gil in circulation can be satisfied as well because all gil will be burnt by all players trying to have the biggest hat. The man with the biggest hat at the end of the day will be the best player, and linkshells that hate the fact there isnt enough content can use their linkshell bank to purchase a linkshell hat. The bigger the hat the better, and if your hat becomes big enough you can use it as a mog house. What does everyone think?

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Amazing idea!!! Pure Genius!!!!!!!

Genius. I have hat envy already!

Gotta be careful SE might take this serious and do it. You know they love adding *** hats to this game.

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana

Gotta be careful SE might take this serious and do it. You know they love adding *** hats to this game.

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This is serious business

ITT: OP is mad because no one wants to give him money.

I'm wearing a top hat and monocle now, while playing FFXIV. Are you spying on me?

I am glad everyone thinks this idea is as brilliant as I do. Spread word across the land to your linkshell mates and beyond, so we can get customizable top hats and monocles implemented in final fantasy xiv

My top hat would be small. I spend all my gil on drugs and mithra whores.

yhes big hats

You don't have to be a hardcore player to get an insane amount of gil in this game. I play for maybe 2-3 hours every other day, maybe 6 on my day off, and have over 12 million gil to my name. Of course I started from release date though. Some people have well over 50 million gil though.

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Originally Posted by Req

Everyone says this game needs gil sinks, and all the hardcore players complain that there isn't enough content to divide them from the casual players. Well, I have come up with a simple solution. It is so simple it is ingenious really, and that solution comes in the form of hats.

Its truly brilliant, the hardcore players can spend money on a top hat and monocle, and the more money you invest, the bigger and fancier your hat becomes. Now all of you hardcore players can be satisfied and show off how great you are, and all the people complaining there is too much gil in circulation can be satisfied as well because all gil will be burnt by all players trying to have the biggest hat. The man with the biggest hat at the end of the day will be the best player, and linkshells that hate the fact there isnt enough content can use their linkshell bank to purchase a linkshell hat. The bigger the hat the better, and if your hat becomes big enough you can use it as a mog house. What does everyone think?

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why not let them spend gil making other body parts bigger? :) O.o

But can you DO anything with your hats?

with the "hats" i mentioned you can for sure!

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Originally Posted by Arcell

But can you DO anything with your hats?

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Yes.

You can wear them.

You can also make them bigger.

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Originally Posted by Arcell

But can you DO anything with your hats?

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Show it to your parents, show it to your friends, when you have resizable hats, the fun never ends. You may have heard the phrase that looks can be deceiving but when you try my hats, you all will be believing.

I hope my hat has some cannons built into it so I can shoot down other hats.

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Originally Posted by Req

Show it to your parents, show it to your friends, when you have resizable hats, the fun never ends. You may have heard the phrase that looks can be deceiving but when you try my hats, you all will be believing.

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I wonder who Req would be irl(ingame).

GOGO BIG HATZ! I want some puffy pants as well, and a monical. GIVE MEH!!!!


PS.. Kaedrian stop skipping events......

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Originally Posted by Xatsh

GOGO BIG HATZ! I want some puffy pants as well, and a monical. GIVE MEH!!!!


PS.. Kaedrian stop skipping events......

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AAAAhhhhhhH!

Sorry boss, just finished moving and I'm helping my sibling get ready for graduation. I still havent unpacked my gaming machine D8